Floridans are Southerns, however, Southern Floridians are not. Native Floridians speak with a Southern accent, call themselves crackers, are proud to be rednecks, eat BBQ and fried foods, grits, biscuits and gravy, had slavery and segregation, and are the home of two of the major Southern rock bands, Molly Hatchet and Lynyrd Skynyd (both from Jacksonville--oddly enough, so are Limp Bizkit and Yellowcard).
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Floridans are Southerns, however, Southern Floridians are not. Native Floridians speak with a Southern accent, call themselves crackers, are proud to be rednecks, eat BBQ and fried foods, grits, biscuits and gravy, had slavery and segregation, and are the home of two of the major Southern rock bands, Molly Hatchet and Lynyrd Skynyd (both from Jacksonville--oddly enough, so are Limp Bizkit and Yellowcard).He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
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really che the folks from miami refused to be called southern. when i was there they said ther wernt part of the south. And the folks from georgia alabama to the left to Lousianna say texas isnt part of the south. i dunno must be jsut certain groups of poeple that believe thisWhen you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
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Originally posted by Berzerker
someone who sounds the same drunk or soberWhen you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.
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really che the folks from miami refused to be called southern. when i was there they said ther wernt part of the south."Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
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MRT, share that smoke, you Bogart.
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Berzerker, as a transplanted prune picker, you need to be more careful about your rock slinging.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Hello there! I see you are discussing Southerner. Perhaps I can be of assistance.
MRT, your nose lengthens daily like the edges of a rapier on the heels of 9-11. God is the first, last, and only word in cryptic southern colloquialisms, who would be damned if the liberals are going to steal MY religion! Cease-fire notwithstanding, since when, Chegitz, does the UN have a vote in the United States Senate? I didn't think you had an answer for that.RoboCon v2.1.1
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Whoooa! Duuude!Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
MRT, share that smoke, you Bogart.
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Berzerker, as a transplanted prune picker, you need to be more careful about your rock slinging.you know illinois infantry has a long and storied hand in the creation defense and liberation of texas
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This is why we have a problem with USA history. People like Mr.Fun as history teachers.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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You might be a Southerner....
if you can't imagine eating biscuits without gravey.
if when you say "tea" you mean "sweat tea".
if the Confederate flag makes you get teary eyed.
if you have ever bought instant grits.
if you know what comedian this is in paradoy too.
if the majority of your town sounds like Forrest Gump.
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re: Florida
Miami aint southern. West Palm aint southern. Orlando aint southern.
AFAIK Talahasse and Pensacola ARE southern.
Jacksonville is southern. Esp West and North Jax. Arlington isnt southern, though. Nor is Orange Park. OTOH even Baymeadows yuppies (is Baymeadows still yuppie) had a touch of southernness.
All the rurual counties just south and west of Jax were definitely southern. Bet you boiled peanuts they were."A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber
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So Florida takes State's Rights to City's Rights?
Ok then. We have real progress going.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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