This Is ALMOST Funny. Al-Qaida calls for holy war against Israel.

[realpolitic]

Oh I see, BeBro:


Al Queda declares war on Isreal.


Yeah, that makes it much scarier.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
Why doesn't AQ just declare war against the whole ****ing world by now?

I thought they already had.

[Brundlefly]

Re: This Is ALMOST Funny. Al-Qaida calls for holy war against Israel.

Originally posted by SlowwHand
It's like they wake up in a new world every day.

They are pretty brave issuing their statements from under a rock somewhere in east afghanistan. if you were a muslim, why would you want to die for these tired bitter old guys (al-zawahiri and bin-laden)?

[molly bloom]

Re: Re: This Is ALMOST Funny. Al-Qaida calls for holy war against Israel.

Originally posted by Brundlefly


They are pretty brave issuing their statements from under a rock somewhere in east afghanistan. if you were a muslim, why would you want to die for these tired bitter old guys (al-zawahiri and bin-laden)?

They closed the discos and cinemas down. Now there's nowhere to go to have a good time in Baluchistan.

[St Leo]

It's a political move. Al-Qaeda is trying to prevent Hezbollah from getting all the prestige, popularity, and financing out of the Lebanon war. They want to claim it as one of theirs.

[Lord Avalon]

Re: Re: This Is ALMOST Funny. Al-Qaida calls for holy war against Israel.

Originally posted by Brundlefly


They are pretty brave issuing their statements from under a rock somewhere in east afghanistan. if you were a muslim, why would you want to die for these tired bitter old guys (al-zawahiri and bin-laden)?

I thought they were dying for martyrdom and the promise of paradise & 72 virgins.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
With Spain they mean Al Andalus?

No, they want the whole hog. History isn't important to them just as being consistant isn't important to them. They support muslims in the Phillipines breaking off from the Democratic yet Catholic Phillipines but they urge people to fight jihad against Catholic people in East Timur who want freedom from the dictatorial (at least at the time) and undemocratic Indonesia.

They're a one trick pony.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by St Leo
It's a political move. Al-Qaeda is trying to prevent Hezbollah from getting all the prestige, popularity, and financing out of the Lebanon war. They want to claim it as one of theirs.

Basically. Yeah.

[Q Classic]

Re: Re: Re: This Is ALMOST Funny. Al-Qaida calls for holy war against Israel.

Originally posted by Lord Avalon

I thought they were dying for martyrdom and the promise of paradise & 72 virgins.

It's 72? I thought it was 77. Either way, I'm sure those that were promised 77 and only receiving 72 would be pretty damn pissed, because that's 5 WHOLE virgins they're missing! That's a 7% reduction!

[BeBMan]

So the answer to the biggest question of all is now 72, not 42 anymore?

[Barnabas]

do the virgins re virginize after sex?

[SlowwHand]

Pretty disgusting. How many virgins over the age of 12 are there?

[realpolitic]

Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
do the virgins re virginize after sex?

For all those creeps to get their 72, they have to.

[Lord Avalon]

Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
do the virgins re virginize after sex?

I had a thought that maybe there's only 72 virgins total, so all the martyrs have to share. In which case there'd have to be revirginization.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
do the virgins re virginize after sex?

Yes, I think that is the point. The Koran says that they will be forever "unblemished". As I've said before it does not specify what sex they will be even though it's clear that the same reward is not available to women.