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Martinis taste like lighter fluid.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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I used to think something very similar. Then a friend of mine told me the secret to learning to like them. Drink two back to back. The first one neutralizes your taste buds, and the second, and all subsequent martinis, go down much more smoothly. (The third just helps you hold on to the floor.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Martinis taste like lighter fluid.
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Seriously, though, I followed his advice and have been happily enjoying martinis for about 15 years now.
To the shaken v. stirred crowd: I pour my ingredients over ice, then gently swirl them in the shaker. Is that shaken or stirred?Last edited by Aabraxan; July 10, 2006, 10:13.Comment
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Stirred.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Gentle swirling is stirring. Violence has no place in a martini.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Take a large Cognac glass, pour in some Calvados, swirl it gently while holding it, inches of a candle...enjoy!!!Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
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Dr. Dorian from Scrubs seems to be a believer in the Appletini or the Nectarini.
Personally, I'm not a fan of martinis in general, but only because I dislike olives.
Also, the only thing gin should ever be mixed with is tonic and a twist of lime.B♭3Comment
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You can make fine martinis without olives. I dislike olives too.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
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DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Olives kick ass... especially ones with Jalapenos in the middle
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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The Coffee Martini:
1 shot Kalhua
1 shot of strong espresso
1 shot of good vodka
a dash of cream.
Mix, serve over ice and top with three coffee beans.
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