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  • #61
    Originally posted by Whoha
    Probably accident, nobody reported seeing a giant red line of doom, and text saying Lazorgeddon!!!. Besides, torpedoes beat lazors.
    Indeed. Which is why we clearly sent our attack-fighters at it
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    • #62
      Particle beam weapon?
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      • #63
        Is North Korea pulling ahead of Iran on the Hit Parade?
        Where does that leave Somalia? Sucking hind teat?
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #64
          Originally posted by snoopy369
          Clearly North Korea is happy to celebrate our nation's birthday
          Y'know, I wish one of our elected high officials in Washington would have been smart enuf to use that line.

          Good'un, Snoop!

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          • #65
            FYI, reports are that our "phaser" (i.e., Airborne Laser or ABL), was having budget problems, had cutbacks, and was said to be up for demonstations in 2008.

            It could be a line we're being fed, of course...
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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            • #66
              Oh... is NORAD doing something other than tracking santa now?

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              • #67
                Originally posted by faded glory
                wow im totally getting the facts wrong. Ill stop posting wow.
                Arn't you supposed to be dead in any case?

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                • #68
                  That was then, this is now.
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                  • #69
                    Lancer, do you know how the US missile defense system works? Or did you-know-what happen again?

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                    • #70
                      There are certain facts about missile defense that I can't tell anyone from Libya, North Korea, Somalia or Germany, sorry. Besides, I told you already in a few days from now.
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                      • #71
                        No phasers, old man. It's counter-missile missiles.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Lancer
                          There are certain facts about missile defense that I can't tell anyone from Libya, North Korea, Somalia or Germany, sorry.
                          That's Cuba, Lybia and Germany for you

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                          • #73
                            Lybia: 610,000 hits
                            Libya: 159,000,000 hits
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                            • #74
                              I was so eager to spell it correctly and ****ed up nonetheless.

                              Colon = adventurer who risked his crew's lives.

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                              • #75
                                Etchy cant spel! @ Etchy!
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