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Multiple choice. Check each one that applies to you. It should be pretty obvious where the breaks in subject matter are.
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535Shower more than once a day1.68%9Shower once a day11.96%64Shower less than once a day4.11%22Shower less than once a week (!)0.75%4Shave once a day4.67%25Shave less than once a day10.47%56Don't shave1.50%8Wash my hands before every meal4.86%26Wash my hands after using the bathroom14.21%76Wash my hands after every full moon1.50%8Brush teeth 3x a day1.68%9Brush teeth once or twice a day13.46%72Brush teeth less than once a day2.62%14Floss regularly2.62%14Change clothes more than once a day2.62%14Change clothes once a day9.91%53Change clothes less than once a day5.23%28Polish banana once a day6.17%33meet the new boss, same as the old boss -
Shower more than once a day usually -- morning and after the gym. Shave daily. Brush twice daily. Floss daily.
etc"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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"Polishing banana" could be a new euphemism for you know what.
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(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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No, you don't say!
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Posting on Poly? Strange.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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What? What? Come on, the suspense is killing me!Originally posted by Urban Ranger
"Polishing banana" could be a new euphemism for you know what.
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For taking captain picard to warp speed or strangling KojackJon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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The only thing I don't do on a regular basis is shave. I've got facial hair and all that, I just don't see the point; my girlfriend stays with me anyways.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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It could mean masturbation I guess?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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I always post naked so I don't need to change clothes.BlahComment
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Is your banana waxed?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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My banana is always in the best possible condition
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Originally posted by MikeH
For taking captain picard to warp speed or strangling Kojack
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Originally posted by MikeH
For taking captain picard to warp speed or strangling Kojack
What?Comment
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