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  • #16
    Originally posted by OzzyKP
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    Yes, doesn't everyone's come with attachments?
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    • #17
      The football (soccer for americans) empire





      Greatest in the whole world!
      I need a foot massage

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      • #18
        BOW DOWN TO TEH FINNO-CANADIAN EMPIRE!!!!!1
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        • #19
          Russia is probably hockey rather than soccer. And South Korea is baseball.

          Aren't some of Balkans basketball?

          Pretty crappy map.
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          • #20
            Is there a country on that map where Ausie Rules Football is number one? And WTF is "Gaelic Football"?
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            • #21
              I've never heard of Gaelic football...
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              • #22
                Football with a strange accent?

                Using terms as 'squad' and such?
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                • #23
                  Also, American Football has just as much of a hold on the US as baseball does - except that it doesn't suck.
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                  • #24
                    Bhutan is the coolest country with archery as the most popular sport.

                    Balkans are correct the way they are.

                    I would have thought that Iran is also wrestling instead of football.
                    Quendelie axan!

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                    • #25
                      The rules of the Gaelic sports (hurling, gaelic football, camogie and a fourth whose name I can never remember) were formalised in Ireland in the late 19th century in response to the increasing popularity of foreign (English) sports. I couldn't tell you the rules of gaelic football to save my life but an overly simplified explanation would be Aussie rules with a round ball.
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                      • #26
                        Yeah, in a similar way to Aussie Rules being streetfighting with an extraneous oval ball, Gaelic Football has a round ball.
                        But they don't play in vests, and certainly not the vests with the little sleeves that didn't cover the shoulders that were in vogue some years ago.

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                        • #27
                          So Gaelic Football lives up to the obvious stereotype of soccer played while drunk and featuring plenty of fights?
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Sir Og
                            I would have thought that Iran is also wrestling instead of football.
                            I'd brush upon your geography - Iran most certainly is football. Mongolia is the wrestling country!
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #29
                              I have not confused Iran and Mongolia. I said that I expected that Iran has wrestling as No. 1 sport too.
                              I am pretty sure that wrestling is at least the second most popular sport in Iran.
                              Quendelie axan!

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                              • #30
                                It's third. After uranium enrichment
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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