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  • I Had a Dream About the US Foot Cantelope Team

    And they were all a bunch of *****. They were resentful of the US because soccer isn't very popular there and quite vocal about it. Is this true? Sure there are many less popular sports. But to see the cheers that other teams get worldwide, I could see how this could get to them. Anyway, I didn't see the whole team because this segment was rather short and I returned to my usual dreams about the Russian mafia.
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

  • #2
    pity post.

    and why would you dream about that?

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    • #3
      I think it has to do with those commercials they've been airing lately.
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • #4
        Bah, copycat.
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        • #5
          There's another thread about US soccer dreams?
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #6
            It's good to see, you're finally calling it US soccer.
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #7
              I'm still hoping cantelope will catch on. I think it will improve its popularity in the US.
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #8
                Also, replacing a football with a cantelope in your dreams means you have a small penis.

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                • #9
                  Oh good, because I replaced it while awake.
                  “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                  "Capitalism ho!"

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                  • #10
                    You replaced your penis?
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                    • #11
                      He removed it is what he's trying to say. He'd rather have none than a small one.

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                      • #12
                        I always keep mine in a glass of water next to my bed when I'm sleeping. Doesn't everyone?
                        Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                        And notifying the next of kin
                        Once again...

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                        • #13
                          That's not your penis, Hueij. If THAT is what you've been putting up ladies for the past years, then...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ecthy
                            That's not your penis, Hueij. If THAT is what you've been putting up ladies for the past years, then...
                            Well, I haven't had any complaints...
                            Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                            And notifying the next of kin
                            Once again...

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                            • #15
                              More like you haven't had any ladies...
                              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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