Star Trek Vs. Star Wars: The Wrath of the Geeks

[Lonestar]

Once more a Wormhole has opened up to the Milky Way Galaxy, and the Galactic Empire(Immediately before the events of ROTJ) launches an invasion for the purposes of a safe and secure future. Can the Milkyway Withstand the Imperial Onslaught? Or is the Galaxy filled with incompetants what couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag?

Lonestar says the Milky Way is Imperial terrirtory.

[DinoDoc]

The Federation makes an alliance with the Teddy Bear Picnic planet and pwn the Empire.

[SlowwHand]

I don't know wtf any of this means, but I just love giving my opinion.

The Free Peoples of the Milky Way win.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
The Federation makes an alliance with the Teddy Bear Picnic planet and pwn the Empire.

Teddy Bears? Don't you mean vicious cannibals? Led by Rebel Commandos and a pissed off Wookie in an AT-ST?

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Lonestar
Teddy Bears? Don't you mean vicious cannibals?

I thought that was implied.

[DinoDoc]

Also the ST universe is immune to laser weaponry like the Empire has. They would be considered a backward Galactic power.

[GePap]

Originally posted by Lonestar


Teddy Bears? Don't you mean vicious cannibals? Led by Rebel Commandos and a pissed off Wookie in an AT-ST?

So all needed to defeat the grand Imperial Empire is some 3 foot tall Cannibals, a squad of commandos, and a lone Wookie in a small AT-ST?

What a pathetic Empire....

[GePap]

Oh, and as for what happens, so much Nerd energy is released that all combatants are instantly vaporized by it, ending the arguement instantly.

[SlowwHand]

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Also the ST universe is immune to laser weaponry like the Empire has. They would be considered a backward Galactic power.

Empire doesn't utilize traditional lasers(Do lasers cause recoil? no.)

So all needed to defeat the grand Imperial Empire is some 3 foot tall Cannibals, a squad of commandos, and a lone Wookie in a small AT-ST?

What a pathetic Empire....

Actually, you need to kill the top two guys, as there is no one else in the line of succession.

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Lonestar
(Do lasers cause recoil? no.)

Heh. Do you hear things explode in space?

[SlowwHand]

Want to bet? Heard of AL Haig?

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Heh. Do you hear things explode in space?

Since you hear explosions in both series, it's safe to assume dramatic license on that part. Since we see lasers/phasers fire without recoil in Star Trek and "Turbolasers" fire with recoil in SW, obviously Turbolasers ain't lasers in the traditional sense.

And even if they were, well, ever heard of this thing call "yield"?

[GePap]

Originally posted by Lonestar


Empire doesn't utilize traditional lasers(Do lasers cause recoil? no.)

Yeah! Its Turbolaser!

Casue they are all shinny and turbo and stuff!

Actually, you need to kill the top two guys, as there is no one else in the line of succession.

Shees, that is all you need? The trekkies seem better at making up government sytems than LUcas, no?

[Lonestar]

Well, the Empire started to break into warlordism within 6 months of the death fo Palpatine and Vader.

So, yes, kill the Sith and the Empire is probably go under.