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  • #46
    I have no idea what most of the posts in this thread are about

    They are just movies and tv shows ya know.

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    • #47
      Heretic
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      • #48
        On a bit of a tangent, I'm currently watching my way through all six of the star wars movies. Watching the third tonight probably. But I've got one naggling question concerning the prophecy.

        Right, so basically anakin is the chosen one who brings balance to the force right? Thats the prophecy.
        The star wars universe when anakin becomes a jedi the good side of the force is all but in control, all but because of the sith influence in the senate.
        Now obviously, to bring balance to the force the dark side needs to reenter the picture more significantly.

        How could they not see that?

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Datajack Franit
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          • #50
            Originally posted by Flip McWho
            On a bit of a tangent, I'm currently watching my way through all six of the star wars movies. Watching the third tonight probably. But I've got one naggling question concerning the prophecy.

            Right, so basically anakin is the chosen one who brings balance to the force right? Thats the prophecy.
            The star wars universe when anakin becomes a jedi the good side of the force is all but in control, all but because of the sith influence in the senate.
            Now obviously, to bring balance to the force the dark side needs to reenter the picture more significantly.

            How could they not see that?
            Theyre stupid. Of course, the real explanation is that Palpatine shrouds their minds.

            Me, I'd have tossed the snotty bastard of the window right away...

            "But he would have brought balance to the Force!"

            "Oh, that too." *chugs a thermal grenade after Anakin*

            That has allways bugged me... I figure, there needs to be darkness for light to manifest, and balance between dark and light side is good... But Anakin never was particularly powerfull, by the time he was knighted, someone should have done the math, and realized, that in order for him to bring balance to the Force, a lot of Jedi must die...
            I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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            • #51
              Now obviously, to bring balance to the force the dark side needs to reenter the picture more significantly.

              How could they not see that?
              The force is not balanced while the Jedi are in control... there are hundreds of them and only 2 Sith. Anakin helps to kill all the Jedi bar Yoda and Kenobi, leaving them opposed to Sidious and Vader; balance. Vader then rises up and destroys the Sith and himself, so there are no Jedi or Sith left from the old Republic, leaving Luke to start afresh.

              It's the logical conclusion to most virgin birth stories... the Star Wars saga is typical of that.
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              • #52
                Re: Star Trek Vs. Star Wars: The Wrath of the Geeks

                Originally posted by Lonestar
                Immediately before the events of ROTJ
                A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

                If a wormhol opens at that time to our Milky Way, our not-even-neanderthal ancestors do not stand a chance against the evil clones.

                It would need some time travelling Spok to save pre-Kirk amoebia.
                The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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                • #53
                  okay, I have to get involved. The millenium falcon only goes warp 1. That's just pathetic. And their little laser cannons couldn't do **** to the Enterprise. Case closed.

                  And as bad as the Star Trek tv series have gone, they've never been this bad:





                  sorry I had to pull out the big guns. I don't care how much involvement Lucas had, it had the Star Wars name on it.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Whaleboy
                    The force is not balanced while the Jedi are in control...
                    Yeah, but who cares?

                    It's not like Sauron would say, "Hm, the forces of darkness is too strong. We better off a few million orcs to balance things out."

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi
                      Q hears that his favorite pets are in danger and the entire empire disappears in a flash of special effects.
                      Unbelievable!

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Dis
                        okay, I have to get involved. The millenium falcon only goes warp 1. That's just pathetic. And their little laser cannons couldn't do **** to the Enterprise. Case closed.
                        Warp 1? I don't think so. In the Star Trek universe it takes warp capable vessels decades to traverse the galaxy. In Star Wars it takes as long as Lucas wants it to take, which is never more than like a week or two.

                        God. I feel like a loser.
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                        • #57
                          Re: Re: Star Trek Vs. Star Wars: The Wrath of the Geeks

                          Originally posted by Dry

                          A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

                          If a wormhol opens at that time to our Milky Way, our not-even-neanderthal ancestors do not stand a chance against the evil clones.
                          Who sez wormholes can't go through space and time?
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #58
                            BABYLON 5

                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #59
                              Whilst I hate the "niceness" of the Star-Trek Universe the level of technology they have at their disposal make the Empire of the Star Wars Universe appear positively stone-age.

                              There is little doubt in my mind that the Empire would be obliterated by the munchkins of the Trek Universe. They could probably reconfigure their deflector shields to nulify everything the Empire zapped at them. Then, just simply release the photon torpedoes having phasered to a crisp those prominent shield generators of a Star Destroyer.


                              Whilst in Star Wars they needed a battle-station the size of a small Moon to obliterate things, the Trekkers would have some blind man make it out of some science-babble.

                              In summary, Data Vs C3P0, one is useful, the other useless.

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                              • #60
                                This gives a decent refutation of supposed technical superiority of the Federation.

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