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**DinoDoc** · May 22, 2006, 01:56

Imperialist bastard.

**KrazyHorse** · May 22, 2006, 01:57

Only when they ask for it. And when their major industry is serving drinks out of a coconut shell with a little umbrella and a swirly straw.

**notyoueither** · May 22, 2006, 01:58

I think the GG would approve.

**KrazyHorse** · May 22, 2006, 01:59

How hard would this annexation be? Send Harper down with a flag and a Timmy's franchise licence. The rest will work itself out.

**notyoueither** · May 22, 2006, 02:02

We would have to guard it against the Danes. They seem to be fond of small islands that are far beyond their grasp.

**DinoDoc** · May 22, 2006, 02:03

Don't you have to ask Blair for permission?

**KrazyHorse** · May 22, 2006, 02:04

Originally posted by notyoueither
We would have to guard it against the Danes. They seem to be fond of small islands that are far beyond their grasp.

Danes sunburn even easier than we do. Plus we'd have the natives on our side. They wouldn't stand a chance. Cut off the supply of sunblock to the troops and they'd surrender in hours.

**KrazyHorse** · May 22, 2006, 02:05

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Don't you have to ask Blair for permission?

The Brits have a long tradition of pawning islands off on us.

**notyoueither** · May 22, 2006, 02:07

They tried to pawn most of the Carribean off to us at one time.

Stupid, stupid decision to say no.

**Drake Tungsten** · May 22, 2006, 02:07

It would be better if we annexed them; we're already their leading source of tourists, leading trade partner and they already use the U.S. dollar. Besides, you guys have never had the balls for real colonialism anyway. Thanks for the tip, though.

**KrazyHorse** · May 22, 2006, 02:08

They don't want to be annexed by you. They want us. We promised to be gentle the first time.

**KrazyHorse** · May 22, 2006, 02:09

And God forbid you try to take a small island possession of Britain by force...

**Drake Tungsten** · May 22, 2006, 02:11

Why would we need to take it by force when Bush can just order Blair to hand it over?

**DinoDoc** · May 22, 2006, 02:11

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
They don't want to be annexed by you.

Why don't you ask Hawaiians how much that matters?

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Seriously, why haven't we annexed Turks&Caicos yet?

Seriously, why haven't we annexed Turks&Caicos yet?

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