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  • #16
    ... to each according to his needs. - Karl Marx

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    • #17
      DD's right Che.

      Go steal a bike.
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      • #18
        Che, I only mean to "borrow" your bike for a couple of days. I will send it back in good condition through UPS after I'm done with it.


        Apologies for any inconvenience.
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        • #19
          Yeah... it's revenge time
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #20
            Originally posted by DinoDoc
            ... to each according to his needs. - Karl Marx


            ouch
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #21
              Someone didn't read the thread...VetLegion already said that, way up there.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by VetLegion
                He didn't steal it, he just took according to his needs.
                Originally posted by DinoDoc
                ... to each according to his needs. - Karl Marx

                My my.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Elok
                  Someone didn't read the thread...VetLegion already said that, way up there.

                  VetLegion committed plagarism -- he didn't quote the person who originally said that.
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #24
                    Pfffff

                    I buy a new (second hand -- ~100€) about every three months.
                    My previous was something of a new record seeing as I had it for over a year!!
                    It needed servicing so all in all, it wasn't too bad (was a nice mountain bike though ), but the new one is a even nicer (though older model) mountainbike.

                    Don't worry so much about your idle earthly possesions.
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • #25
                      Next time, attach an explosive device with a dead man's switch to your bike
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                      • #26
                        In a Communist system, there's no such thing as theft. He needed the bike. Why don't you want to share your bike? The masses need it.
                        I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by alva
                          Pfffff

                          I buy a new (second hand -- ~100€) about every three months.
                          My previous was something of a new record seeing as I had it for over a year!!
                          It needed servicing so all in all, it wasn't too bad (was a nice mountain bike though ), but the new one is a even nicer (though older model) mountainbike.

                          Don't worry so much about your idle earthly possesions.
                          In Ghent you get them for free.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            Some Scumbag Stole My Bike
                            Sucks... I had that happen to me twice... both times I got the bike back though

                            The first time it happened, I was living in a small town, where you only put locks on new bikes... One day the bike was gone, but later that day I found it about 50 meters from where I lived, in the same condition as it was stolen
                            The second time happened many years later, in the city I live in now. I borrowed a bike from my brother (very old bike... without a lock), took it downtown where I parked it in the middle of the day... a few hours later it was gone... no big suprise, but the bike wasn't really worth anything, so no loss... the big suprise happened the day after, when I found the bike in the exact same spot as we left it earlier... I guess they found out they couldn't get anything from selling the bike
                            This space is empty... or is it?

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Colon™


                              In Ghent you get them for free.
                              You can one here too. The problem is, is that if that it gets stolen, you need to pay for it, as you can be pretty much assured that it will get stolen eventually...you can see where I'm going here, can't you.
                              Also, the ones you can get here, are those awfulll big black "Dutch" bikes (often of the female variant, on which I will break my neck )
                              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                              Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Datajack Franit
                                In a Communist system, there's no such thing as theft. He needed the bike. Why don't you want to share your bike? The masses need it.
                                I must of missed the news about the communist revolution in Florida.
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