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  • #46
    don't try and give those scum bags any justification other than that they were doing their patriotic duty to help lower gas prices by screwing a commie!
    Monkey!!!

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Japher
      I think I know who took it:



      It is located in the basement of the Alamo!


      Beat me to it. Chegitz Big Adventure
      "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

      “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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      • #48
        about time someone got that joke
        I was feeling old
        Monkey!!!

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Japher
          about time someone got that joke
          I was feeling old
          You are.

          It's just that I am too.
          "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

          “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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          • #50
            I know you are
            but what am I
            Monkey!!!

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Japher
              about time someone got that joke
              I was feeling old
              I didn't get that picture.

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              • #52
                or the fact that the bike is being kept in the basement of the Alamo?
                Monkey!!!

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                • #53
                  But you must of gotten the Alamo reference.
                  "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                  “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                  • #54
                    Ok its offical I'm old and slow while Japher is just old.
                    "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                    “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Japher
                      I know you are
                      but what am I
                      Infinity
                      "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                      “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                      • #56
                        Che - sorry to hear about that. Don't forget to report it to the police, on occasion they DO make recoveries. Did the frame have a serial number, as well as some of the other assemblages, and did you write them down? That will help the police out. Good luck.
                        The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
                        And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
                        Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
                        Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Sikander

                          As for The Shenanigans.....They just fvcked with the wrong commie.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #58
                            . . . basement of the Alamo . . . SLOWWHANNNNND!!!!!

                            Guess I'll have to get a ride with Large Marge.

                            Sikander, that cracked me up.

                            I try and keep things in perspective, though. As I was riding to work today on the Metrorail, I looked down to see the drivers' side windshield of a car caved in where it had smashed into the rear of a truck. All I lost was a bike.

                            Sucks though, cuz I was gonna send my Mom $500 ("he's such a good boy"), and now I may not be able to.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Lorizael


                              My my.

                              Edit: Dammit!
                              You copied Elok's comment that DinoDoc copied VetLegion.

                              Plagiarist.
                              "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                              Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                              • #60
                                Re: Some Scumbag Stole My Bike

                                [Zkribbler dons old wrinkled trenchcoat]:

                                'Scuse me. Can I bother you?
                                This looks like the work of a pro to me....

                                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                                I had a new Kryptonite lock, too. Cut right through that sucker.
                                Exactly. Amateurs don't carry lock-cutting tools.

                                Now, it the guy's a pro, you're not going to be his only victim. He's gonna have a lot of stolen bicycles he has to unload. Now, where could someone sell a lot of used bikes?

                                Is there a used bicycle shop around? It might be a front for hot bikes. Maybe check e-Bay bike sales for your area. How about swap meets? The classified ads. Where would you go if you were looking for an inexpensive bicycle?

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