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I had a female roomate that was rather loud before. I never told her that I could here. It was kind of ackward.
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I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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In my previous apt I had a girl who invited his bf for a cpl days (he actually stayed 4 months) and they were doing it every night. But me and the other male housemate never brought any kind of living being into our bedrooms.I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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That just sucks. I roomed with my buddy and his girlfriend once. Luckily she hardly ever gave it up to him (that's what he told me), and/or she wasn't loud. Anyway, I finally got some *** for myself.Originally posted by Datajack Franit
In my previous apt I had a girl who invited his bf for a cpl days (he actually stayed 4 months) and they were doing it every night. But me and the other male housemate never brought any kind of living being into our bedrooms.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Im fairly messy, but Im actually a pain in the arse to live with because I toe a hard line of compromise and not submission, and I wont have someone else dictate how much cleaning I should do because they like the place spotlessSafer worlds through superior firepowerComment
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women = passive aggresive by nature. men = passive"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Film it. That's what you need to do. Or shout nasty things back, as if you were in it too. You know, break their 'concentration' and 'the zone' by participating in it by shouting as if you were in it too. 'YES GRAB MY ASS! NOT YOU! I MEANT THE GIRL!'
Stuff like that. Make it funny stuff, so they can never finish their sexy time.In da butt.
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I used to have a roomate who would play the 1812 overature whenever he had sex...................so I began playing Wagner's Die Gotterdamerung right back at him. You could try playing some Boy George or some Village People right back at them or go down to the porn shop, rent some gay porn, then record the sound from the gay sex scenes and play that back whenever they do this. I'm sure they'll stop."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Taping a loud standing ovation and playing it right after orgasm always worked in the student flat where I lived in uni.
Off course followed by a standing ovation in the common room once he/she/they entered in the morning after witch the unlucky one was quized about the finer details of the night.Comment
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