I can hear my roomate screwing in the other room . ..

[Flip McWho]

If it hasn't, he can change from aghast to astounded.

Doesn't even have to leave the A's.

[Jon Miller]

maybe they practice tantric

JM

[DRoseDARs]

Maybe he's right about the guy's little friend really being that small...

[Ecthy]

Why waas I thinking of the 1812 ouverture too

I live in a huge apartment with 5 flatmates, two of which have been hooking up (the girl's ugly, don't even ask why that isn't me). Maybe I should try some of these ideas. The "tell him he was better at the other girl last night" thing won't work though, that kind of joke's already a habit among us.

[DRoseDARs]

A different take: Place a good stereo speaker up against your shared wall facing them and blast a recording of a firebrand preacher going on and on about the sin of lust. That, or anything by Barney and Friends.

[Zevico]

Happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
The purple monstrosity was waving his arms
We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke
And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur joke

Oh boy, Barney's on fire!
It's what we've always desired
We'll watch the flames get higher
Just don't try to put him out

(kids sayin "kill him" in the background)
Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere
And all of the kids just continued to stare
The guy inside the suit, he started to yell
We probably should've helped him but what the hell
He threw himself violently against the wall
He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away

Oh Boy, Barney's on fire!
This is our secret desire
We'll help the flames burn brighter
But don't you try to put him out

(break it down for me fellas!)

Barney: I love you...you love me....uh?

(Barney Screams 6 times)

Oh boy, Barney's on fire!
This is what we've always desired
Wont you help us fan the flames higher
And you better not try to put him out

Barney's no longer ignited
We're feeling somewhat slighted
He's laying in a heap on the floor
We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure he was dead

[Dis]

Re: I can hear my roomate screwing in the other room . ..

Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
what should I do? Shes making too much noise I cant go to sleep...

she?

I don't think I could have a female roomate. Unless I was having her of course.

[Jon Miller]

It is a lot easier than you would think.

I have had 3 female housemates.

I have heard of people taking advantage of housemates for sex. But it generally causes problems from what I have heard. And most people aren't so controlled by sex that it is required.

Jon Miller

[Zkribbler]

Re: Re: I can hear my roomate screwing in the other room . ..

Originally posted by Dis
she?

I don't think I could have a female roomate.

I did And a hyper religous, conservative Republican at that. (She was essentially the anti-Zkribbler .) Anyway, we got along great

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by Flubber
Since 6 hours have passed, I think we can assume that his crisis has passed

not so fast they could have awoken and started morning sex

[alva]

Originally posted by Agathon


I reckon this is a miracle.

We've got over 10 posts in and no one has asked for a live internet audio link yet.

Yeah...only because I didn't see this thread before though.

[Ted Striker]

Tape that **** and play it back later for her

Plus the loud pr0n

Come on, you're in Switzerland, there must be like 50 German language public tv pr0n channels running at any time

[Lawrence of Arabia]

im in the french part

[Snotty]

my personal expirence would suggest that women are much more of a pain in the arse to live with than men. Then again I have high tolerance for dirty dishes and low tolerance for being randomly stressed at

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by Snotty
my personal expirence would suggest that women are much more of a pain in the arse to live with than men. Then again I have high tolerance for dirty dishes

In other words: You're a a slob, and pain in the ass to live with for most women.