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  • #16
    Play the 1812 Overture. When it gets to the bit with the cannons, put it on loop. They'll get the idea quickly enough.
    Only feebs vote.

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    • #17
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Agathon
        Play the 1812 Overture. When it gets to the bit with the cannons, put it on loop. They'll get the idea quickly enough.
        I think Ravel's Bolero would be better - no loop required
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by BlackCat


          I think Ravel's Bolero would be better - no loop required
          You must be very bad at sex.
          Only feebs vote.

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          • #20

            Please explain why it isn't you that make her making noise !!!!


            she uh has a mustache. and i aint ****tin you.
            "Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia

              Please explain why it isn't you that make her making noise !!!!


              she uh has a mustache. and i aint ****tin you.
              I reckon this is a miracle.

              We've got over 10 posts in and no one has asked for a live internet audio link yet.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Agathon


                You must be very bad at sex.
                Nope - that's only the overture
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                Steven Weinberg

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                • #23
                  Not about DIY then...?
                  Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                  • #24
                    Re: I can hear my roomate screwing in the other room . ..

                    Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
                    what should I do? Shes making too much noise I cant go to sleep...
                    Give her a non-electric screwdriver, they make much less noise.
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                    • #25
                      Fantasize about someone else and masturbate to the noise.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia

                        she uh has a mustache. and i aint ****tin you.
                        You could always play the song "Who Let the Dogs Out" on your PC really loud. But I'm guessing you like her as a person at least when she isn't making noises...

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                        • #27
                          Definitely the loud porn!
                          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                          • #28
                            deal with it or get your own wench to make noises
                            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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                            • #29
                              Yell out

                              Dude! Have some self respect. She's got a mustache for christs sake!
                              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                              • #30
                                Since 6 hours have passed, I think we can assume that his crisis has passed
                                You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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