Play the 1812 Overture. When it gets to the bit with the cannons, put it on loop. They'll get the idea quickly enough.
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I can hear my roomate screwing in the other room . ..
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
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Originally posted by Agathon
Play the 1812 Overture. When it gets to the bit with the cannons, put it on loop. They'll get the idea quickly enough.With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven Weinberg
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Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
Please explain why it isn't you that make her making noise !!!!
she uh has a mustache. and i aint ****tin you.
We've got over 10 posts in and no one has asked for a live internet audio link yet.Only feebs vote.
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Originally posted by Agathon
You must be very bad at sex.With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven Weinberg
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Re: I can hear my roomate screwing in the other room . ..
Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
what should I do? Shes making too much noise I cant go to sleep...Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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Fantasize about someone else and masturbate to the noise.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
she uh has a mustache. and i aint ****tin you.
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Yell out
Dude! Have some self respect. She's got a mustache for christs sake!“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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