Dammit, I think I'm in love.

[DaShi]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
In other words, your girl gets the KH seal of approval.

My last girlfriend before my current one (this was ~7 years ago) was only a 6 or so. That combined with her being a crazy ***** led me to dump her.

Nice save.

[FrostyBoy]

I find that my standards are extremely high (for appearence), but if I find a girl with an amazing personality, the appearence doesn't matter.

I think that's because I couldn't stand to be with a person with an ugly personality, and I find that most good looking females have an ugly personality, which (thanks to my super-face-reading-power(long story)) I can spot just by looking at them for a few moments.

[Vince278]

Any more pictures?

[Elok]

I don't know that my prospective GF is particularly hot. But she does know how to cook, is awesomely geeky, and made this image:

[Dinner]

Those people don't look very Viking to me.

[Elok]

That's because they're from the Bayeux tapestry. There's a site online where you can manipulate the images from it. We found it on Somethingawful.

EDIT: http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php

[Kaak]

Well guys...I took the advice. This morning at the but crack of dawn, I went to the flower market, had them put together a big bouquet of flowers (which turned out to be her two favorites) and took them to her office. Then I proceeded to tell her all of the things I thought I needed to say...she's going to call me tonight so we can talk. I'll keep you guys posted.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by DaShi


Nice save.

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I just don't want Kaak thinking I thought his girlfriend was mediocre...

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by self biased
i've been thinking about that too, japher...

all told, my escapades ran from late october 2003 to mid april 2004. not quite six months. and for those six months, i was battling a moderat depression that was the sum of lonlieness, and not seeing the sun for months at a time because i worked overnights, and slept during the day. 'the grand project' as it was, was about eighty-seven percent a joke, and doing so entertaining mostly myself in the small hours of the night.

me posting my quests here was me further trying to bolster my wounded ego. i maintain that i was always looking for miss right, and god damn it, i found her. the whole fiasco lies in the fact that some people think contrary to what my whole mission was. that somehow i misled my position to those girls, lied to them, or intentionally decieved them. i was never anything but honest with any of them.

the whole spectacle had benefits for others as well. hell, it even inspired ozzyKP to find a girlfriend, and do so successfully with a little support from the rest of us.

think of me what you will, but that's my story and i'm sticking to it.

Well I stumbled upon her at an engagement party, not through MySpace. MySpace has been a total bust for me thusfar dating wise. So the "grand project" didn't really help me get her any. I do appreciate the support & advice however.

Now I miss the threads, since I'm once again in the market for a girl and once again seeing no opportunities.

[Ecthy]

Flowers? Now she thinks you want to marry her, build a house and have her children.

Before this at least she thought you were cool, which is worth being split up.

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Dude, don't get me wrong. Your (ex) girlfriend's a hottie, but my scale is logarithmic at the ends. A 9.9 would make you spurt just by passing her on the street. My girl's a 9.1 or so in my mind (but I can also imagine some people preferring yours to mine; the scale is subjective when you get to talking minor differences like that).

8.8 is nothing to ****ing sneeze at. 8.8 gets a second (or third) look from me on the street...

Well ****, we need to see a pic of your girl then.

Kaak's ex.

[Nostromo]

Well ****, we need to see a pic of your girl then.

He posted some pics a while back. She's a lot prettier than KH, that's for damn sure.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

KH any and everything is worth it f ur in love. Dammit the key for them is to find out wtf they are arguing about. I mean come on if she says the sky is purple and he says bull**** its violet who the hell is wrong there??? Now if they are figthing cause he has a massive wart on his dick then i can see hey dude get lost, But i think the fights are about both of them are way into the others space.
Tuber and i have been together for about five years and we average about one fight to 2 a month, but wait it gets better i have been wrong and he was right a few times .

GT: thanks dude good luck with the surgery, And like some folks i will be the one to say I will have to keep this one

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by OzzyKP
Now I miss the threads, since I'm once again in the market for a girl and once again seeing no opportunities.

@ Ozzy's blindness.

[dojoboy]

Originally posted by Kaak
Well guys...I took the advice. This morning at the but crack of dawn, I went to the flower market, had them put together a big bouquet of flowers (which turned out to be her two favorites) and took them to her office. Then I proceeded to tell her all of the things I thought I needed to say...she's going to call me tonight so we can talk. I'll keep you guys posted.

Did she say, "You had me at hello."?

If not,.... .