Dammit, I think I'm in love.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski

By the way guys women do not want to be right all the time, it just so happens it works out that way

Mrs. Tubes, I am getting my operation in about 12 hours, another sleepless night of pain and agony. I am on my usual toddy of Demerol,Valium and Phenergan which dulls the pain in my spine but thats about all.

I just wanted to share even though I am about buzzed, you gave me something to smile about,


QFT

Man thats some funny stuff.

Me and my angel have been together now 21 years and we have and still occassionally get the finger on the nukem war button but when all said and done realize we love each other.

when I saw your remark, I was thinking, she must have a sense of humor like my baby!

To Tubes, you are certainly blessed as i am to have a witty wife!

Mrs. Tubes, Rock On!!

[KrazyHorse]

Anyway, Kaak, if you'd only been together 2 months and already had more than one serious fight then it's not going to work out. Find somebody you get along with better. I've had maybe 2-3 fights with my girl in five and a half years.

Life's too short to be with somebody you're pissed at half the time.

[Gibsie]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
blech. one on the right is only a 5 or 6

one on the left is an 8.5-8.8 or so

omga, you can rate girls on a scale of 0.1 increments (before you chastise me for using such a geeky word, I would remind you that I'd drunk after a night out with ohter people including a fellow apolytoner, so you should make it even harsher. but then deduct harshness because it's my birthday), you're clearlt putting too much effort into this whole, "woman" thingl. Have a stab at some less attractive girls, in the cointext of your commited monogamous relationship, get some perspective.

[KrazyHorse]

^Cannot parse the above post^

[Lorizael]

He means. Chicks ain't worth it.

[Gibsie]

Ignore the random stream of consciousness in the brackets.

Originally posted by Gibsie
omga, you can rate girls on a scale of 0.1 increments (before you chastise me for using such a geeky word, I would remind you that I'd drunk after a night out with ohter people including a fellow apolytoner, so you should make it even harsher. but then deduct harshness because it's my birthday), you're clearlt putting too much effort into this whole, "woman" thingl. Have a stab at some less attractive girls, in the cointext of your commited monogamous relationship, get some perspective.

Translation: if you are going to say a girl's not worth it because she's "only" a 6, AND you rate them on a scale using increments of 0.1, then you're thinking too hard about it all. Chicks aint worth it, is about right.

[Lorizael]

Sweet. I'm never right.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Gibsie
Ignore the random stream of consciousness in the brackets.



Translation: if you are going to say a girl's not worth it because she's "only" a 6, AND you rate them on a scale using increments of 0.1, then you're thinking too hard about it all. Chicks aint worth it, is about right.

a) I don't rate them in increments of 0.1; more like 0.3 or so
b) I rate girls the same way I rate exams: I stare really hard and a number comes into my head. No effort whatsoever
c) Are you insane? Without girls life would suck.

[Nostromo]

Are you insane? Without girls life would suck.

QFT

[Kaak]

KH, 8.5-8.8? are you kidding? Man, your girlfriend must be amazing...PICTURE!!!

[KrazyHorse]

Dude, don't get me wrong. Your (ex) girlfriend's a hottie, but my scale is logarithmic at the ends. A 9.9 would make you spurt just by passing her on the street. My girl's a 9.1 or so in my mind (but I can also imagine some people preferring yours to mine; the scale is subjective when you get to talking minor differences like that).

8.8 is nothing to ****ing sneeze at. 8.8 gets a second (or third) look from me on the street...

[KrazyHorse]

8.8 is, for instance, better than any girl I've met while living in Baltimore (actually, basically ties one chick I briefly talked to).

I've seen a couple of hotter chicks while out here, but haven't interacted with any of them.

And the hottest girl I ever saw in real life was pushing a 9.5 or a 9.6...

[KrazyHorse]

In other words, your girl gets the KH seal of approval.

My last girlfriend before my current one (this was ~7 years ago) was only a 6 or so. That combined with her being a crazy ***** led me to dump her.

[Barinthus]

self

Kaak, ah well, best of luck for the next one. It sucks eh?

[Saras]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Without girls life would suck instead.

Corrected