The cruelty of parents: the worst names ever

[Guynemer]

What are some of the worst names you've ever heard?


I've mentioned a few times on here that a friend of mine has an uncle named Dick Seamon. Who, honest to God, lives in a town called Climax, Michigan.


I knew a guy in college named Peter Handler. He ran a successful campaign for student government by putting fliers above all the urinals on campus that read, "Get a grip on your student government: vote Peter Handler." Lemons, lemonade, etc etc.


I recently saw a child in the emergency room named, I **** you not, Aryan Buzzard. Now, I might be proven wrong many years from now, but when you name a kid Aryan Buzzard, you've pretty much guaranteed that he won't grow up to be a civil rights lawyer.

[Provost Harrison]

Ben Dover used to be a student at my old school...

[Playful]

Couple with the last name Torris named their Daughter Klit.

[Arrian]

There was a guy in college named Richard Thickens (the third, IIRC). But I think that's an awesome name. Call me childish if you will!

-Arrian

[BeBMan]

Re: The cruelty of parents: the worst names ever

Originally posted by Guynemer

I recently saw a child in the emergency room named, I **** you not, Aryan Buzzard.

Poor kid! His parents should pay for that crime......

[Last Conformist]

Felicia Ulrika Caroline Karlsson

(Okay, I made that one up.)

[Dinner]

I met a Stone Wall once.

[Japher]

Harry Guy

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

I was hoping Tom and Katie would name their new daughter, Carnival.

[Japher]

I like what Leno said; only in Hollywood can a Catholic girl and a Scientoligist nutjob have a kid and giver her a jewish name.

[Elok]

"Mike Hunt" is fairly common (pronounce it quickly).

[Japher]

That's not funny... I say "Mike Hunt" real fast and it comes out "Funko"? WTF?

[Kontiki]

You can't top the names some celebrities give their children. Here's some of my favorites:

Jermaine Jackson (who actually has eight kids) - Jermajesty

David Bowie - Zowie

Frank Zappa - Moon Unit

George Foreman (who has 10, yes, 10 kids) - five sons, all named George Edward Foreman and a daughter named Georgette

[Japher]

Michael Jackson - Blanket?

who was it who named their kid Apple?

What about Sophie? Come on! is that like a pet name for a couch?!

[Elok]

Where are you getting the F from, Japh? It generally comes out "my [crude term for female genitals, might be censored]."