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  • #46
    my little sister had a girl in her class named Shi'thead
    Monkey!!!

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Japher
      my little sister had a girl in her class named Shi'thead
      Her parents need to be caned!

      One thing you gotta ask yourself... where are you now? -- James Blunt lyrics

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      • #48
        I think it's a common middle eastern name

        or something
        Monkey!!!

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        • #49
          In previous jobs I have worked with a "Kermit" and a guy who went by "H.K." because his name was Hong Kee.

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          • #50
            I just had to email a guy named Tom Morrow.
            B♭3

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            • #51
              Slash Your Mortgage by Robin Banks
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Japher
                my little sister had a girl in her class named Shi'thead
                Yup, I've heard that one. Also a'sshole (not pronounced how you'd think).
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                When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                • #53
                  Oerdin was Stone Wall from Palos Verdes? I went to high school with Ivy Wall and she had two older brothers named Stone and Brick.
                  “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                  ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                  • #54
                    On some research, it seem Prof Hwang's full name is Hoo Suk Hwang.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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                    • #55
                      Hmong's name their kids the darndest things

                      I went to school with kid named Finger Bang Hur
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #56
                        But of course having the same name as any famous person is a bit of a hassle, since everybody believes yu're related, specially in small places.
                        You mean like...MICHEAL BOLTON!!!!

                        I knew a Starstreamer and a Triatia in 4th grade.
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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Japher
                          I like what Leno said; only in Hollywood can a Catholic girl and a Scientoligist nutjob have a kid and giver her a jewish name.
                          According to www.tomcruiseisnuts.com "Suri" isn't actually a Jewish name, or even a Hebrew word. Israeli papers have supposedly been going nuts since Tuesday trying to find a clean etymology for the meaning it has according to the parents, "Princess."

                          "Suri" is, however, the name of a breed of Alpaca with moplike hair. Go figure. Any of our Israeli posters have any speculations on how he got "princess" out of the word? Or what else it might mean?
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                          • #58
                            It means "Tom Cruise is a moron"
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #59
                              I think we all knew that, Japh. What does it mean in Hebrew though?
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                              • #60
                                Surprisingly, the same thing.
                                "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
                                "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
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