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I'll show you what a real man's like, sweetheart.
You'll be wearing dresses when I'm done with you
You'll be wearing dresses when I'm done with you
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12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Snoopy, you'll meet some nice girl you want to put it on soon enough. If you're lucky she won't have any really annoying tendencies and you'll end up together for a long, long time.
That's the "secret" to a healthy, happy, long-term relationship. Mutual sexual attraction, kindness, and not being ****ed in the head.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Been there, done that. Have photographic proof that I make a believable woman/drag queen. Of course, that's the last time I honor such a birthday request from a friend...Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I'll show you what a real man's like, sweetheart.
You'll be wearing dresses when I'm done with you
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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You're no challenge. I like cracking the seal.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Pictures...Originally posted by DRoseDARs
Been there, done that. Have photographic proof that I make a believable woman/drag queen. Of course, that's the last time I honor such a birthday request from a friend...
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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and finding 1 out of 3 is easy enough, 2 out of 3 is only a bit harder but 3 out of 3, is a crapshoot.Originally posted by KrazyHorse
That's the "secret" to a healthy, happy, long-term relationship. Mutual sexual attraction, kindness, and not being ****ed in the head."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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If I'm no challenge, why would there be cracking involv...Originally posted by KrazyHorse
You're no challenge. I like cracking the seal.
...oh my. Kinky.
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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this involves marine mammals right?"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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By, "I have photographic proof," I mean, "my friend has the photos and the negatives," and there is no way on God's green Earth that sh*t's being posted on Teh Internets. Sorry.Originally posted by Asher
Pictures...
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Originally posted by Asher
asher is my hero"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Originally posted by Asher
the first thing that I thought of, too.
lol "cracking the seal" lolComment
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50% of all marriages end in divorce.
Consider the alternative ending...
Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
'92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 HarrisComment
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Marriage is a key to selflessness. You don't need the key, but I think everyone should have the motivation to do things other than for their own self interest.Comment
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Re: Marriage, a thing of the past?
I'm an atheist and I want to get married. In France, where the religious phenomenon is very weak, most married couples don't give a **** about uniting before God.Originally posted by Sn00py
Is it not true that marriage, in any culture, is a completely religious event?"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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