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  • #31
    Originally posted by Arrian


    I think that's pretty clear. Just as other advanced weapons have made people more lethal. Is the 82nd Airborne not more lethal than a Roman legion?

    -Arrian
    when parachutes are outlawed, only outlaws will have parachutes.
    "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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    • #32


      But seriously, folks, is there really any question that firearms are generally more lethal than melee weapons? For the "average joe criminal" that is?

      -Arrian
      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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      • #33
        the same is true for puns
        Monkey!!!

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        • #34
          Arrian, also the one from Eddie, have you heard this one, where he says that people kill people, but monkeys do too, if they've got a gun!
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #35
            No, I hadn't heard that one. Cheeky monkeys.

            -Arrian
            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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            • #36
              Monkey!!!
              Monkey!!!

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              • #37
                I love those "I work with a bunch of monkeys" commercials. The one where they all have laser pointers is awesome.

                -Arrian
                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                • #38
                  And then the chick is working a bunch of jackasses
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #39


                    The Chimps (not monkeys, but I'll let that slide) are funnier, though.

                    -Arrian
                    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                    • #40
                      monkey is a funnier word than chimp.

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                      • #41
                        Arrian, you haven't? THat's like one of his best routines too.. like one of them long ones, over an hour.. I think it was in New York too, available on the internet .. a GREAT set... top 3 for me.

                        He has this long joke about the whole thing, and guns in general
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #42
                          "Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early do"
                          - Larry the Cable Guy
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #43
                            If not, women would have to go back to killing their husbands the old way. With poison.


                            Still the prefered method for women.


                            Stewart is very good, the problem with these shows is that they do run daily which is just too much.
                            Once a week would be more than enough.

                            The same goes for Leno et all, once a week, they're prety funny...watching them every day becomes very stale.
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • #44
                              Jon Stewart

                              Larry the Cable Guy

                              Thats funnier than a Somalian quadruple amputee watching a donut roll down the hill

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                              • #45
                                The show has gone somewhat downhill recently.
                                Does a show EVER go uphill? For all the people that always whine "their old work was better" - for any artists in any medium - I never hear anyone say "The first season sucked, but they've gone uphill recently."
                                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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