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If you want to be super paranoid download a linux live cd distro boot it up and browse pr0n in linux, that way no files should be saved to your dads harddrive as they are all stored in a ramdrive and destroyed on reboot.
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Oh wreckless oneOriginally posted by Az
mom doesn't use the laptop, and I don't associate the laptop with my dad, since I have a separate account on it, with my own windows.
Btw, wi-fi rules.
K so you've already decided to do it and just want affirmation.
Well you're not gonna get it!
BAD IDEAWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Az: If you really want to do it, go to www.siteadvisor.com
It's a program set up by a couple of MIT grad students that employs web crawlers to test websites for Malware. It's been praised by Wired magazine(either them or news.com), the Washington Post technology column, and got generally good comments on Slashdot.
The program will advise you on any website if it is tested if it has any malware on it, and you can make sure you don't go to any websites that will infect your computer."I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - SlowwhandComment
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But what if said sites are the ones with all the good porn in it!?The program will advise you on any website if it is tested if it has any malware on it, and you can make sure you don't go to any websites that will infect your computer.
"Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
"Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."
"is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - DisComment
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If it's that good, it should be worth getting a live boot Linux CD to watch it on."I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - SlowwhandComment
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You guys miss the point - your Dad's PC is a sacred thing, like his golf clubs or fishing rod - you don't mess with it.
And like he's not going to work out why all these web washers on his laptop?
The more you cover up the more noticeable it is. We Dads were young once too you know, we did stuff, we're smart, we only have to look at your sneaky little faces and we know
Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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's true, but this is the first time we plugged the laptop in the web. all other times, he just writes some docs on it, and prints them.
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Az I am telling you this is a bad idea man
You KNOW it's bad you're not just being honest about it
"oh, my parents don't EVER come home this time of the day."
*Flashes to scene of Az's Mom opening up his bedroom door and shrieking in horror as his butt is going up and down pumping away on some chick from his school*We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Look at all the pron you want, put a nudie pick of Tara Raid on the desktop, and blame hackers.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
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and i notice, has the most 'expert' analysis.Originally posted by Winston
You know the OT has gone downhill when for the last couple of hours, this has been by far the most active thread.
And the most interesting.
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Ya, that's what I told my... er, never mind.Originally posted by Last Conformist
Look at all the pron you want, put a nudie pick of Tara Raid on the desktop, and blame hackers.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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who porn surfs anymore? I have found the quality has seriously gone downhill. You either get drugged out looking sluts with a zillion piercings and tattoos, or you get old or fat women, or you get really degrading porn, or you get the same porn you've seen a thousand times. Or a combination of all the above.
I'll keep what's on my hard drive. No need to get anymore.Comment
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Have you watched Japanese porn? Some of the women are just totally smokin'. The only drawback is you don't get to see as many naughty bits.Originally posted by Dis
I'll keep what's on my hard drive. No need to get anymore.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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See, current porn has TOO MUCH focus on naughty bits, IMO. This reminds me of a great quote from the Simpsons ...Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Have you watched Japanese porn? Some of the women are just totally smokin'. The only drawback is you don't get to see as many naughty bits.
Monty Burns saying how lack of clothing in actresses was stupid, that in his day, (fake old actress) just had to lift her dress a few inches
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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Alot of porn is the same really. I mean theres only so many positions that they're gonna be doing it. Theres only so many parts of a female body that a guys gonna finish on. Repeatition is gonna be there.
I reckon you could make millions, possibly billions if you could make porn movies that actually had a semblence of a plot. I mean at the moment any porn movie is a comedy whens theres acting and then straight to the action. Imagine a porn movie that was all action as well as an enticing storyline. It'd be amazing. You'd be able to call it arthouse.
As for surfing on your dads comp, if he knows nothing about computers then you'll be fine, just keep your history and what not clear. Half the excitement is possibly getting caught (note theres a difference between possibly getting caught and actually getting caught, a fine line even, for the sake of all involved don't cross it)
Also nobody'll believe if you get caught that you were just looking up for the sake of it and not for pleasuring purposes.
Why's there a lot of threads about porn/nudity at the moment?Comment
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