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  • #16
    Originally posted by Az
    My dad is quite computer illiterate, but this stuff tends to leave all sorts of stains on the computer.
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    • #17
      Ah you know, while you can delete all the private data, maybe he'll start to get suspicious when every time after you've used his laptop suddenly the URL's don't autocomplete anymore, his passwords are no longer remembered etc. because of that.
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      • #18
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        • #19
          Shortcuts are the bane of my existence -- every time I ask my mom to send me a file (usually a recipe), she invariably emails the shortcut to me.


          urgh.NSFW

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          • #20
            Don't forget to clean up the Document folder
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            • #21
              get a file restoration utility and look at all the 3&4 year old porn that there are still filenames for on your comp. Its damned hard to completely erase that sort of thing. I'd recommend not surfing for porn on that computer.

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              • #22
                Oh, I don't save any of it on the harddrive.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #23
                  Well, you could link to the mentioned porn sites in this thread, and we could take a look and describe them to you, so you wouldn't need to visit yourself

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                  • #24
                    Pr0n!
                    What?

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                    • #25
                      as long as it's not gay porn, I don't see how your parents could get mad at you?
                      I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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                      • #26
                        but it is.


                        Seriously, though, It's not for really sexual purposes. I just like looking at the pictures. If I just wanted to wrestle the python, I have a porn stash somewhere...

                        edit: to clarify, I was joking about the gay porn.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #27
                          edit: to clarify, I was joking about the gay porn.


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                          I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                          Asher on molly bloom

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                          • #28
                            ph33r the pink borg, and their ass-imiliation.
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #29
                              Depends what you mean by laptop.. the computer, or where the lap ends?

                              In any case, I would advice you to hold your horses. As your attorney of moral codes, I say do something else. Get high instead. Get some nice strong acid, go to the desert and .. bring an Ipod with you too, and listen to some old hippie rock music or ambient stuff and start tripping man.. that's what I advice you to do, and remember to take enough water with you. If there's a need for you to come down in case of emergency, I also advice you to take at least 1 gram of cocaine. I suggest you also take a videocamera, set it so that you can trip on front of it. Just to record the art. You see, it's not the trip, it's you in it, the desert, and the truth that is camera. Man has never gone beyond anything great, breaking barriers, without self sacrifice. What is your gift to the keeper of the gate.. the gate of art, that shapes societies, creates new ideas, offers entertainment and brings peace to the world?

                              The gift, the gift.. you can't fail the gatekeeper Raymond. Raymond is moody. Dress to impress, come naked. Desert is like an empty canvas, paint on it with your wild movement, projecting from your mind, powered with mind altering drugs, full blown psychedelia, MMmm step out of the sandbox that is you, that is boring and criminal. Become more, become you + 1.

                              This all I advice you to do, as your attorney of moral code.
                              In da butt.
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                              • #30
                                after the exams, man.

                                seriously, though, all of my music is locked on this hard drive on my desktop computer, that doesn't work.
                                urgh.NSFW

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