The really important questions: Should I pornsurf from my dad's laptop?

[Pekka]

Az, so are you willing to come? We can practice, I can play th gatekeeper, now convince me .. so that I let you pass.. the borders of Azazel, the man but not the mystery. Stir that soup, let's make it interesting. You think you know who you are? Your friends define you? No.. let me define you. You are Az, the proud desert warrior! You represent yourself and the beast, darkness now, and roni size is giving you the beats, that are the steps, the steps that leads you out of this basement.. to the light, to sunshine, outside, where kids play football... BUT NO! don't go yet, you aren't ready! You don't know what to do! The kids are really huge **** off monsters!!!!

Yes,, it's your mind playing tricks on you. Let me rewind, set the setting for you some more.. I push pause so you won't get away.. *click*...

Now that you can't move, listen to me. Those kids, you think they were really monsters? No.. they were you. They were you, all of them, and the monster is within. I let it take over you now, while you are on pause.. so you can't stop the monster.. DARKNESS COMES! BEHOLD FOR YOU ARE IN MY CONTROL!!!!

I told you not to piss of Raymond.

[SlowwHand]

I would kick your ass so bad if I were your dad. Answer is no.

[Sirotnikov]

if you have a good ad blocker / firewall type thingy, I think you can surf with mozilla without leaving traces . remember to clear the cache and history, since everything you download / stream is usually saved.

i wouldn't risk it though.

you want me to print you some porn on quality paper?

[Sirotnikov]

anyways if your dad suspects anything, just tell him you were browsing NRG.CO.IL and this commerical kept popping up, with Roni Superstar in a bikini..

[Datajack Franit]

..getting huge black *****

[Whoha]

Originally posted by Az
Oh, I don't save any of it on the harddrive.

temporary internet files does, check that out.

[CrONoS]

If one day your dad find you while surfing on porn.
Tell him you wanted to be sure you were not gay...

Another story:
The brother of one of my bestfriend was looking in the history of Iexplorer and he see someone was looking into many gay websites. So he asked his dad and his mom if they were looking into these websites. After one week where he never stop questionning his dad and mom and making fun of them. His younger brothers, while in dinner, revealed to his entire familly, it was him who was looking into gay websites.. So his brother laught at it, and his familly accepted it without any trouble.

But when we(his friends) heard of this story, we make fun of him since we never suspect him to be gay and it doesn't bother anyone from our gang.

So the moral of this story: If you're gay, and you dont know how to say this to your parents... go into gay websites and wait!

yyarrr

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Pekka
Az, so are you willing to come?

That's a rather personal question.

[Az]

UR

[VetLegion]

OK folks, this is what Az is after, just so you know what we're dealing with and why he's affraid of his parents

[Az]

ughhh.

[Eli]

AAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[Pekka]

And I thought Arafat was dead. Looks like he's not, he just adopted Sharon's diet

[Ted Striker]

No you shouldn't pr0n surf on your dads laptop:

1) Family member possessions and any thoughts of sex are kinda gross

2) What if your mom sees all those links and thinks your dad did it ?

[Az]

mom doesn't use the laptop, and I don't associate the laptop with my dad, since I have a separate account on it, with my own windows.


Btw, wi-fi rules.