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I never liked Captain America.
However, why is Captain Euro dressed like a baseball player?
However, why is Captain Euro dressed like a baseball player?
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“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Clearly, these two weakling are nothing in comparison to Superdupont!Originally posted by Lonestar
Captain America and Britain. The only two captains that matter.
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Attached FilesI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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This is one of the baddies
it is obviously a dig at Chavez!
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OH NOES!! Dr. D.Vider!
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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RESUME: Ruthless speculator, curator and collector of ancient curiosities, DAVID VIDERIUS is a former financier. He is a multi-millionaire, used to making money no matter if it might involve the suffering of others. Banned and ostracised from the financial world for unprofessional conduct he managed to escape arrest despite his involvement in financial scandal.
Having disappeared for many years, he reappeared as DR D VIDER. He manages a holding company, DIVIDEX, controlling hundreds of different businesses across Europe and beyond. His son and only family, Junior, helps him in his quest for power. His ambition for his son sometimes clouds his judgment.
THE GLOBAL TOURING CIRCUS, a huge travelling company that he secured when it was on the edge of bankruptcy, is now DIVIDEX'S base. Dr D Vider uses the circus as a cover for recruiting new members to his evil team from all over the world.
PERSONAL: Dr D Vider will stop at nothing to get his hands on the most collectible rarities, even if they belong to others. He especially covets the STAR OF EUROPE, kept from him by CAPTAIN EURO at their very first encounter and now under guard by the TWELVE STARS EURO TEAM.
CONFIDENTIAL: Dr D Vider is an excellent cook, and a very discerning customer of some of Europe's finest restaurants.
Oh NOES! So evil! Bad multi-millionaire! Even ostracized by the financial community! *gasp* At least he likes Europe's fine restaurants!“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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The Global Touring Circus
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Superheros with boobsOriginally posted by Spiffor
If you want to make mindless propaganda, at least do it with a character that looks cool
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Looking at that pic, I'm sure he does, quite often in fact.Originally posted by Harry Tuttle
I emailed them and told them they suck.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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oh dear
more PC crapI will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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i bet somehow we're paying for all this ****
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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IndeedOriginally posted by Spiffor
Can Captain Euro beat the Supercitizen?
Puh-lease
Attached FilesThe enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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This is ****ed up.
Travelling the world with his parents, Adam learned to cope with the adult social world from an early age. As a child, participation in an experimental language programme, enabled Adam to become a polyglot.
Experimental language program? What happened to radioactive spiders?
Captain Euro has taken a difficult vow: "To use, wherever possible, intellect, culture and logic - not violence - to take control of difficult criminal situations." Captain Euro is a diplomatic hero - the symbol of European unity and values.
Intellect, culture and logic. Eurowimp.
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.Comment
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Dear gods in heaven, we're the continent that destroyed the old order, rebuilt the world in our image and industrialised everything from sewing to mass murder. And this guy is our mascot?
Jesus. We should have gone with Dr. Doom. Now THERE's a European we can be proud of.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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Yeah that's embarrasing, that's so lame and wimpy I can't believe it!
And yes, if public funding has been going into that crap, oh man.. I don't even want to know about it.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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