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  • #1

    Captain Euro

    Oh lordy lordy lord. Remember when Stefu posted that link to those insane comic books, where every facile American right-wing victimhood fantasy had come true?

    Well, this is worse. This is an EU 'superhero'. It's beyond sad.

    Right-wing Americans, you're going to love this.

    Captain Euro

    It's the most tragic EU thing I've ever seen. Where to begin? The outrageous lies on the marketing page, perhaps? Or the bland yet insidious propaganda that's splattered about everywhere?

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    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #3
      If you want to make mindless propaganda, at least do it with a character that looks cool

      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #4
        Captain America is cool and all, but something is seriosuly wrong with that picture. He looks like the dude in Fight Club who had breasts..
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #5
          Can Captain Euro beat the Supercitizen?
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          • #6


            Captain America ROCKS

            I can't wait for the movie (even though its budget is only $20 Million)
            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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            • #7
              Captain Euro only has a stun gun.

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              • #8
                Colon, are you seriously asking that?

                FIrst of all, SC is real, Euro loser is not.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  Can Captain Euro beat the Supercitizen?


                  Puh-lease

                  "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                  "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                  "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                  • #10
                    What he lacks in physical prowess, he just might make up in superior intelligence though...
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                    • #11
                      Right, let's look how smart he feels when I punch him in the stomach and basically kill him.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
                        What he lacks in physical prowess, he just might make up in superior intelligence though...
                        You're not a cool superhero when you can't beat PUNKS into a pulp. FACT.
                        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #13
                          Captain Euro can beat punks into a pulp in chess.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
                            What he lacks in physical prowess, he just might make up in superior intelligence though...
                            Someone with superior intelligence wouldn't dress like a tennis coach.

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                            • #15
                              That's not a tennis coach, that's Captain Europe's Costume.
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