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  • #16
    SPECIALIST SKILLS: As well as being fluent in many languages, Captain Euro, as Adam Andros, was a first class student of Information Technology. Euro combines his acquired language and technology skills with his international 'savoir faire' and his natural investigative curiosity, to protect Europe and carry Europe's message of goodwill around the world.
    A communications major. Figures....

    CONFIDENTIAL: Captain Euro is in peak physical condition, however, whilst riding an experimental motor vehicle he suffered physical damage to his left knee. It was replaced by a metal alloy joint.
    ...and he's a gimp with no special powers. BORING!

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    • #17
      Colon, how can you beat PUNKS in chess... if your arms are broken?
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #18
        MIND POWER.
        DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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        • #19
          It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a tennis coach!
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #20
            I emailed them and told them they suck.

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            • #21
              Ted Striker
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #22
                BTW, I think they plagiarised Texaco's logo.
                DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                • #23
                  the badguys suck

                  it would be awesome if this was more political. like russian or turkish badguys or something
                  CSPA

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                  • #24
                    So that we can have another cartoon crisis? Yeah sure, why not. Great idea man. Awesome.
                    DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                    • #25
                      exactly.

                      well on second thought the badguy's name is Dr D. Vider... (you know, as in division -> anti-integration -> anti-EU. wow)
                      CSPA

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                      • #26
                        PROMOTIONAL ENDORSEMENT - Captain Euro can endorse your products/company and can be used in your advertising campaigns. Become the official water, toothpaste, bank, telecoms company or other used by Europe's super-hero.
                        Yeah, I'm SURE that will boost toothpaste sales. Nothing says 'buy me' like being endorsed by the sh*ttiest superhero ever. God, I'm in half a mind to pose as an interested investor. This has to be a tax scam or something.

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                        • #27


                          They want to push this in universities.

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                          • #28
                            Bah, Here' are some real National Heroes.




                            Captain America and Britain. The only two captains that matter.
                            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Sandman


                              They want to push this in universities.
                              The ambigulously gay duo?

                              JM
                              Jon Miller-
                              I AM.CANADIAN
                              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                              • #30
                                Mala Race Bannon with a goatee

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