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  • #31
    whiskey
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    I cant imagine why it hadnt caught on in America
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    • #32
      The best part of intimidatory bowling is when the batsmen goes down hurt the first person to run up and help is the bowler

      Typical conversation:

      Bowler: Are you alright mate?

      Batsman: Yeah, I just need to put my eye back in its socket and I'll be fine
      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #33
        Originally posted by SlowwHand
        Desperation has set in, if criticizing someone trying something new is the best effort.
        Timex nailed it.

        I doubt those who are having fun with Bush's antics in trying cricket really believe this is on the par with criticiziing Bush on important issues. It's just another avenue for us who oppose to Bush to point and laugh at him -- there's nothing to seriously criticize here in regards to how he ****ed up in Iraq, for example.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
          The best part of intimidatory bowling is when the batsmen goes down hurt the first person to run up and help is the bowler

          Typical conversation:

          Bowler: Are you alright mate?

          Batsman: Yeah, I just need to put my eye back in its socket and I'll be fine
          AH, now you got my interest up.....

          I wonder if this ever gets televised?

          I also wonder in your descriptions uf the US of A would water it down

          I would actually like to see this sport now


          Like Rugby, I never thought much of it til I watched it a few times

          Thanks for enlightening me
          Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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          • #35
            Cricket is like croquet with a Brit accent. So what?
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #36
              Originally posted by SlowwHand
              Cricket is like croquet with a Brit accent. So what?
              I played Croquet as a child, but the way AH describes it it would be somewhere between UFC-Pride fighting, wrassling and Rugby
              Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Grandpa Troll


                AH, now you got my interest up.....

                I wonder if this ever gets televised?

                I also wonder in your descriptions uf the US of A would water it down

                I would actually like to see this sport now


                Like Rugby, I never thought much of it til I watched it a few times

                Thanks for enlightening me
                Well, I watched a game yesterday, and the bowler bowled a ball which, travelling at 90 MPH, bounced up and hit the batsman (a very good one too) on the helmet by the temple. Two balls later he was out when potentially he could have lasted nearly a hundred. Hurting someone is part of the strategy.

                There are many reasons I prefer cricket to baseball.

                1) When I bat, if I bat well, I get rewarded by being able to bat longer, as opposed to baseball where if you bat well you sit on the bench quicker

                2) With cricket I can hit the ball anywhere in the 360 circle, whereas you're far more restricted in baseball. You can be a lot more creative batting wise in cricket.

                3) When I bowl I have all sorts of tricks to fool the batsman. I can also set my fielders to create pressure on the batsman, try to stop runs, etc, whereas with baseball it's one vanilla field.

                4) Stunning fielding brings about higher rewards than baseball. In cricket, you basically get one chance to bat in the entire game, so if you get that guy out, it means a lot more than baseball, where potentially you have to get that same guy out 3 or 4 times.

                There are more too I just find cricket is a better challenge than baseball. Brute force may win in the short term, but creativity and technique often win out on the day. There are so many variables in the game, from the type of pitch to where your guys are fielding to the types of balls you bowl to the type of shot you play...

                It's a game for everyone.

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                • #38
                  Here you go troll: A highlight reel

                  And AH will appreciate it too

                  Last edited by Frozzy; March 5, 2006, 01:27.

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                  • #39


                    clips of some of the greats - including Inzamam

                    Check out Geoff Thomson - smell the fear

                    or Wes Hall - "deadly aggression"

                    or Michael Holding - "whispering death"
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
                      I played Croquet as a child, but the way AH describes it it would be somewhere between UFC-Pride fighting, wrassling and Rugby
                      He's overexaggerating, of course. I never saw even one injury while watching cricket in Pakistan.
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #41
                        Great pictures in the OP.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


                          He's overexaggerating, of course. I never saw even one injury while watching cricket in Pakistan.
                          It was worth it just to get your admission that you had ever been in Pakistan

                          And you wouldn't see much carnage in Pakistan because the ball doesn't bounce much there, not much above knee height due to the pitches they play on.
                          Last edited by Alexander's Horse; March 5, 2006, 05:14.
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                            I don't know why Americans are so against cricket. They love baseball and cricket is a very similar game - the batter against the pitcher and the field - statistics galore, the atmosphere, the way it builds up, its all very similar.
                            Personally I think its because in cricket only one of the fielders gets to be a pansy and wear gloves...
                            Last edited by Tim_Augustus; March 5, 2006, 07:38.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                              Cricket is fun.
                              Wash your mouth out man!

                              Cricket is war!!!
                              I don't know what I am - Pekka

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                              • #45
                                aggression is only one facet but the idea that cricket is somehow a soft game is simply wrong
                                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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