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    Bush braves Pakistani cricketers March 4th 2006
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    US President George W Bush was hit by a ball at the heavily-guarded US embassy in Pakistan - as he tried his hand at the country's national sport, cricket.

    The baseball-loving leader was shown how to bat and bowl by members of Pakistan's national team, using tennis balls instead of harder cricket balls.

    "I don't quite have the skills yet," Mr Bush said later, when asked if he had enjoyed his first brush with the game.

    He hit two deliveries from the crease, and was struck on the shoulder by one.

    The US leader has been touring India and Pakistan.

    Cricket remains an obsession in both countries, where the sport - introduced by the British more than a century ago - is a spur for national pride and fierce regional rivalry.

    Bowled over

    President Bush met Pakistani cricket captain Inzaman-ul-Haq and opening batsman Salman Butt amid tight security at the US embassy in Islamabad.

    Watched by a crowd of schoolchildren, he was shown the correct way of holding a cricket bat before being led to the crease to face some bowling.

    One of the balls from the Pakistani captain bounced high, striking the president on the shoulder.

    Mr Bush also tried his hand at bowling.

    He later handed out autographed baseballs to the gathering.

    The Pakistani captain said the president had been looking for "a comparison between cricket and baseball".

    Mr Bush told a dinner party on Saturday that he had been bowled over by a "googly" - a type of ball where the bowler seeks to surprise the batsman.

    Separately, Pakistani cricket legend Imran Khan was placed under house arrest for trying to lead a protest against Mr Bush's visit.

    The former captain turned politician heads an opposition party and is a critic of Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf.











    How Comical

  • #2
    Bush tries to play cricket, sucks.
    Thread title fixed.
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    • #3
      cricket is so silly

      Bush is so silly

      this is a match made in heaven
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        is he actually trying to look like a monkey in these photos?


        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          His bowling action isn't bad at all, a little chest on but left arm tucked in nicely and nice high delivery action, giving good rotation and bounce. Front foot well planted but left foot is dragging.

          Bats a little like Inzaman, who is too lazy to leave the crease and doesn't take quick singles. Looks like Bush spooned one to mid off. Needs to get on the front foot to play that shot.
          Last edited by Alexander's Horse; March 4, 2006, 22:04.
          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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          • #6
            Bush being a Cricketeer? Cricketmaster?

            Is kinda like these Moron Celebrities who think because they have a camera on them they automatically know anything about Politics

            /me heard Chuck Norris was helping GWB
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            • #7
              First China, now Bush? Who else is getting the cricket bug?
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #8
                How many more inncoent crickets must die for Terrorism Sake?

                Does not the Patriot Act have any Integrity

                Stop the maddness
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                • #9
                  Indian (-Pakistani-} Player walks bye and taps Dubya on Nutsack.....

                  Bush just stares blankly at the man and wonders if he should respond?

                  /me wonders if Dubya has any B@ll$?
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                  • #10
                    Shouldn't the title of the thread be:

                    "Bush tries to play cricket, cricket continues to suck"
                    If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                    • #11
                      Desperation has set in, if criticizing someone trying something new is the best effort.
                      Timex nailed it.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        I thought you said 'cricketizing' Sloww

                        And good pictures
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #13
                          "Bush tries to play cricket, cricket continues to suck"


                          Cricket is pretty fun, actually...
                          KH FOR OWNER!
                          ASHER FOR CEO!!
                          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                          • #14
                            Cricket is fun.
                            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                            • #15
                              Britain's revenge against the American colonists was not giving them cricket.
                              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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