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  • #31
    I rather have good kids turn bad than good kids with big knives turn bad.
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    • #32
      They're a place of terror? Damn. No one told me. I was there for twelve years and I don't remember any terror. Then again, I didn't remember my homework either, so I guess you can't go on my account.
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      • #33
        I'd rather have a manly aftershave than those that smell fruits.... One of my ex's had this super fruity smell on her, and everytime I smell that same fruit, immidiately associaton with her naked body and sex comes to mind, so I'd rather have fruity meaning that than gay, besides fruit cakes are great, but if you are gay person, then I guess it doesn't matter because theyn can eat the fruit cake on top of the fruit cake. It's all monkeys and pajamas really, and frozen jogurt.

        The above makes more sense than UR's last argument!
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Urban Ranger
          I rather have good kids turn bad than good kids with big knives turn bad.
          The knives are usually dull and ceremonial.

          I don't see the point...kids can easily bring bigger knives in their backpack too.

          Why don't we just ban scissors at schools while we're at it?

          Maybe strip search people entering schools and have them remove any sharp objects and/or books about freedom.

          Sorry, Canada is not China, nor is it the United States. We don't need to ban talking about human rights, nor do we need to ban ceremonial daggers.
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Pekka
            Yes, fat American snacks only needs to be eaten with one big *CHOMP* and then all teh sugar and fat gets into veins and brains and keeps the fat little Americans happy and stupid
            Then you miss out on Calif. law that took away most fat food last June 30, 2005. The rest of the fat foods go away this June 30, 2006.

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            • #36


              Now that's a knife!
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              • #37
                Joseph, Californians
                In da butt.
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                • #38
                  Why are they allowed to have knives in the school cafeteria?

                  WON"T SOMEONE THINK OF THE KISD@!?!?!?!
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                  • #39
                    Knives don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                      My religion dictates I must carry a gatling gun on me at all times.
                      My religion requires me to boink all young blondes.
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                      • #41
                        I know enough about Sikhs to know that they can be trusted with their knives. My only concern is some brat trying to grab a Sikh's knife in school.
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                        • #42
                          It'd be easier to just stab someone with a pencil than try to steal a knife from someone. I'm an experienced brat, I know what I'm talking about.
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                          • #43
                            another good reason why Australia should never make a Bill of Rights
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by General Ludd
                              It'd be easier to just stab someone with a pencil than try to steal a knife from someone. I'm an experienced brat, I know what I'm talking about.
                              Yeah, and if some Sikh kid decides to go on a killing spree anyway, it takes a lot more time to kill someone with a knife than with a gun, so it should be possible to overpower him (or her) before he (or she) kills too many.
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Pekka
                                Kid, yeah, and the difference is what? You can't use it so effectively? That's not even about it, I udnerstand they ban those knives. I'm attacking those people who cried hwo French are so oppressive and at the same time thinking this is totally no problem.

                                I don't know who those people are, I haven't seen them yet, but I'm just pre-empting here.
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