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I'm keeping all of my evil overlord plans to myself.
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(Zkribbler can't help noticing that Whoha's plans appear to involve arming turtles and bunnies with automatic weapons)
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Any truely diabolical plot must involve sharks with frick'n laser beams.... and the threat of world analiation for ........ one milllion dollars (isn't that right no. 1?)"the bigger the smile, the sharper the knife"
"Every now and again, declare peace. it confuses the hell out of your enemies."Comment
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Voting Republican is a more realistic and efficient way of achieving your goals.Only feebs vote.Comment
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Destroy the Real World
Step1>Steal underpants.
Step2>?
Step3>Take over world.Comment
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Forbes: China Puts Plans For World Domination On Hold
Now is your chance! Quick while China & UR are not looking!Comment
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According to BlackCat, you need to have a degree from an accreditted university to be a scientist.
He's right. Why else would Dr. Evil have spent all that money and time at Evil Medical School?KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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I've been a mad scientist on and off for about 35 years. You don't want to do it, it doesn't pay well.
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
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2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)Comment
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Drive an SUV.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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you can't win, the most evil person ever, Alf Svensson, is going the do it first!Comment
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I shall harness the energies of flame warriors into a powerful laser of doom!!!!!!Comment
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I have heard of annihilation, but I dread to think what analiation isOriginally posted by atomant
Any truely diabolical plot must involve sharks with frick'n laser beams.... and the threat of world analiation for ........ one milllion dollars (isn't that right no. 1?)
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Originally posted by GePap
You could try to fuse one atom of extra oxygen to each water molecule on earth, simultaneously turning all the water into deadly peroxide, while stealing all the free oxygen from the atmosphere.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Originally posted by Zkribbler
...and greatly increasing the number of blonds in the world.
Dead blondes would not be that much fun to play with.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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I think it has something to do with sharks armed with laser beams getting behind you.Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I have heard of annihilation, but I dread to think what analiation is
I know...but the live ones tend to run away.Dead blondes would not be that much fun to play with.
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