I've decided to become a mad scientist

[Zkribbler]

...but I can think of only two evil plots to destroy and/or take over the world.

(1) Ignite the free hydrogen in the atmosphere and incinerate the world.

(2) Free the prisoners in the dungeons of Mingapulco and take over the planet during the worldwide chaos that insues.

So help me out with some more nefarious plots.

[Japher]

(1) Sucks as how much free hydrogen is there? you'd be better off figuring out how to combust free iron, or even free tibetans!

my evil plots?

(3) Build a giant city the size of France out of 1 mile thick iron and put it into geosyncronist orbit above the actual France... and demand free wine and cheese

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Japher
combust free iron . .

Ahhhh yes, rust the world to death.

[Ecthy]

Where in the world is Usama bin Ladin?

I think they just keep misspelling his name when doing searches for him...

[Japher]

or zkribb.. you could confuse the world into turmoil my by quoting things that aren't in the thread!

[MrFun]

Re: I've decided to become a mad scientist

Originally posted by Zkribbler
...but I can think of only two evil plots to destroy and/or take over the world.

(1) Ignite the free hydrogen in the atmosphere and incinerate the world.

(2) Free the prisoners in the dungeons of Mingapulco and take over the planet during the worldwide chaos that insues.

So help me out with some more nefarious plots.

Anyone who only think of two lame plans and then has to ask for help is not entitled to have the status of mad scientist.

Thus, I give the mad-scientist-wanna-be badge.

[Japher]

mad theorist?

[MrFun]

That is a better title! Mad theorist Zkribbler is then!


All he has to do now, is prove his worth someday, that he is worthy of the higher title of mad scientist. Brace yourselves everyone for armageddon, if he proves successful.

[GePap]

You could try to fuse one atom of extra oxygen to each water molecule on earth, simultaneously turning all the water into deadly peroxide, while stealing all the free oxygen from the atmosphere.

[Wittlich]

Originally posted by GePap
You could try to fuse one atom of extra oxygen to each water molecule on earth, simultaneously turning all the water into deadly peroxide, while stealing all the free oxygen from the atmosphere.

Spoken like a true mad scientist!

[Asher]

According to BlackCat, you need to have a degree from an accreditted university to be a scientist.

[Japher]

Blackcat is a moran

you need a degree from a mad university to be a mad scientist!

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by GePap
...simultaneously turning all the water into deadly peroxide, ....

...and greatly increasing the number of blonds in the world.

[Zkribbler]

How about this:

I'll arrange for the Republicans to take over the government.
They'll let our energy policy be drafted by oil companies.
As a result, the burning of fossil fuels will increase.
Antarctica will begin melting....

--No wait. That's been done already.

[chequita guevara]

You could put Snakes on a Plane!