so I guess today is that day where catholics spread the ashes of jews or witches on their face or something?
anyways
my dad's side of the family is lutheran
but my dad is not religious at all
so my dad was in the hospital the past few days (not really important to the story, but he came home today ), today, my aunt (his sister) came to see him. She had ash on her face. My dad says, "So what are you Catholic now?"
She goes, "No, but Lutherans are doing this now."
uhhhmmm
okay... all of a sudden, after nearly 500 years, they decide they want to be like Catholics again? HUH?
and figuring that my dad's health is not so good and that he may be ripe for "conversion", my aunt says to him, "So, are you gonna start coming to church?"
My dad quickly responded firmly, "NO!"
But wtf is this crap? "Lutherans are doing this now"?
Lutherans are trying to be more like Catholics now?
Doesn't that kind of go against everything that Lutherans supposedly believe in? Would Martin Luther be rolling in his grave? Is baby jesus crying?
My aunt kind of scares me. I love her, but that whole side of the family is kind of... off...
creepy Lutherans (not a troll on Lutherans, just the creepy ones )
Is this something that is going on throughout the Lutheran church, or is it just a local phenomenon? maybe my aunt just has a nutty pastor or something.
I NEED ANSWERS!!!
anyways
my dad's side of the family is lutheran
but my dad is not religious at all
so my dad was in the hospital the past few days (not really important to the story, but he came home today ), today, my aunt (his sister) came to see him. She had ash on her face. My dad says, "So what are you Catholic now?"
She goes, "No, but Lutherans are doing this now."
uhhhmmm
okay... all of a sudden, after nearly 500 years, they decide they want to be like Catholics again? HUH?
and figuring that my dad's health is not so good and that he may be ripe for "conversion", my aunt says to him, "So, are you gonna start coming to church?"
My dad quickly responded firmly, "NO!"
But wtf is this crap? "Lutherans are doing this now"?
Lutherans are trying to be more like Catholics now?
Doesn't that kind of go against everything that Lutherans supposedly believe in? Would Martin Luther be rolling in his grave? Is baby jesus crying?
My aunt kind of scares me. I love her, but that whole side of the family is kind of... off...
creepy Lutherans (not a troll on Lutherans, just the creepy ones )
Is this something that is going on throughout the Lutheran church, or is it just a local phenomenon? maybe my aunt just has a nutty pastor or something.
I NEED ANSWERS!!!
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