You can't fight Islamism with gay cowboys

[Pekka]

Can't beat the "scientist" who proved God likely exists with mathematics. He started it by 'let's assume there's 50/50 chance Heaven exists' , can't remember if it was heaven or what, but that's who it started, then few more 'and that's 50/50, so that gives us 25% odds that x and y..' and at the end the website providing his theory continued 'and then after some really complex scientific calculations..' It was funny but at the same time so frustrating I wanted to pull my teeth out.

[Gatekeeper]

I'll be frank — articles like this make me look forward to the day when all of humanity is cleansed from the face of the planet.

Gatekeeper

[mrmitchell]

Articles like this give me a headache. This guy needs to remember the average American is somewhere around a 6th grade reading level.

[Cyclotron]

Has it occurred to these craven fools in Hollywood that there are precisely no, exactly zero, cultures who have survived their own homosexualization? Zip, zero, nada?

I hate this reasoning. I'm not sure exactly which cultures he means - likely Greece and Rome - but no culture from that era "survived" into the present, at least not in any kind of intelligible way. And what exactly is "homosexualization," anyway? Greece, I hasten to add, achieved its now recognized zenith of cultural achievement long after it "got all gayed up," whenever that was. And Rome became Christian and still fell.

Perhaps his quote should read simply that no cultures survive - full stop. There won't be anything left of America in 2000 years either, though undoubtedly there will be people claiming that we were an example of some type of fashionably demonizable "decadance" that kills every civilization it touches.

[Provost Harrison]

Looks like the kind of letter you'd expect to see in The Daily Mail

[Dr Strangelove]

Who is Nate Saint?

[Kontiki]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Who is Nate Saint?

Apparently a flaming homosexual.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Sava
Is reading this article going to piss me off?

BTW, I think a good strategy for fighting Islamic fundies would be to do it with gay men... like... really gay guys... like the effeminate ones. That would totally humiliate the Islamic fundies to the point where they might just blow themselves up rather than be defeated by really effeminate gay guys.

What could be more offensive to them than that?

Then we should hold a gay pride parade in Mecca. I think that would avoid bloodshed because it would make the fundies' heads explode!

No, no, no, no. I have a better idea. Let's get a bunch of Boy George and Peewee Herman clones, put them in giant Mechs and turn them loose on insurgent rich neighborhoods in central Iraq and Taliban held areas of Pakistan. Imagine their anguished rage as they watch their bullets and RPGs bounce off the titanic war machines run by giggling homos even as their bands of holy warriors are ripped to shred by withering streams of fire from the pink hued behemoths!

[Cyclotron]

Islamism, you say? Call in the Ambiguously Gay Duo!

[Q Classic]

What precisely is inspirational about the story of Nate Saint if the very person who portrays him in the movie cannot be moved to imitate Mr. Saint? It reduces the entire thing to people pretending, not people being moved.

Ehh?

I thought that was the whole point of acting. Y'know, to pretend.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Kontiki


Apparently a flaming homosexual.

In what way would he otherwise be labelled the great Christian martyr of our time? Was he killed by a sniper while campaigning for civil rights? Was he abducted by the Soviet Armyand never to be seen again after saving hundreds of Jewish refugees? Did he die in a Red Chinese concentration camp because he refused to renounce his faith? Was he shot dead in a classroom by some pimply-faced neo-Nazis because he refused to kneal to the boy?

Are you telling me that I have to go see this movie? Dang. Watching gay sex makes me wretch.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
I like that he thinks that some Christian billionaire has enough money to buy out ALL of the Hollywood studios. Um... no.

Is it possible for a Christian to even be a billionaire?? After all, "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven."

[Elok]

Shhh, you'll bring Philosophiser back!

[mrmitchell]

I can't name any billionaires that are deeply religious. I'm sure if he could, the Pope could empty out all the RCC's bank accounts and have a billion dollars.

[Berzerker]

Muslims nuking Jerusalem? Isn't that where Muhammed ascended Heaven? I thought it was the 3rd most holy city in Islam...