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    Andrew Longman
    January 20, 2006


    It is cognitively and nationally dissonant to propose on one hand the advancement of the homosexualization of your most identified national folk icon and simultaneously bluster with the impending force of a war to defend that same civilization. The homosexualization of your most revered masculinity is the cheapest and stupidest shot you can take at the survival of your own culture and it is really inappropriately timed when you are facing, from threats abroad, the most substantial existential peril the nation has ever known. You can't fight Islamism with gay cowboys.

    It is an article of pinnacle stupidity to discover that one of the greatest American Christian martyrs of a generation, Nate Saint, is being portrayed by a homosexual actor in a film intended to inspire Christendom to great acts of moral imitation. This represents a deep failure on the part of evangelists and tellers of the story; the purpose of art is to imitate nature. What precisely is inspirational about the story of Nate Saint if the very person who portrays him in the movie cannot be moved to imitate Mr. Saint? It reduces the entire thing to people pretending, not people being moved. It sends the message that you can look good and not be good. In short, it sends all the wrong advancements. The people who made this movie, the family, etc, should immediately remove it from circulation and sue the actor for fraud. This is Nate Saint, not Pink Nate Goes to Prom. Good night.

    These are examples of serious malaise and important failures. They must be reversed, cleansed, and placed once again on good solid grounding. There is a war on people and it is an ideological war. Islamism is seeking to destroy Christendom and the West and we had better start acting like it matters when we assault our own institutions. It is repugnant that the national icons of Missionary zeal and righteous machismo are being mocked and raped on screen by the sneering evil people who have promised, over and over again, to do just that. We have to recognize that those people are the enemies of civilization, the enemies of Christendom, the enemies of the United States of America. Sodomize the Marlboro Man to great music and call this heroism? They want to destroy the world.

    Iran, the Islamist suicide bomber nation, has expressed at every turn the perfection of its xenophobia for all nations not itself. This extends to even Islamist nations who do not conform to its vision of Islam. Imagine having tensions with Saudi Arabia because you think the Saudis are not religious enough; that's Iran. But more: they have a long history of employing every piece of technology in their possession for either an overt act of terrorism or the threat thereof. Since we recognize that this will not abate when they simply get bigger bombs, we move into an era where not just Jerusalem market places are under threat but every populated city in the world that is not rabidly Shia Islamist is under threat — Jedda, Tel Aviv, Athens, New York beware.

    So now we recognize the existential peril to the United States of America looming on the horizon from an ideological threat. We are the world's most ideological of nations — indeed it is all we are. So, we choose this moment, when nuclear weapons are about to fall into the hands of people who hate us so much they will suicide bomb us, to release a spate of films accosting our own culture at its very root — it's emotional and physical ability to sexually reproduce and defend offspring. Has it occurred to these craven fools in Hollywood that there are precisely no, exactly zero, cultures who have survived their own homosexualization? Zip, zero, nada? (They don't care. They want to fiddle while Rome burns.)

    Has it occurred to the great bulk of our people that we need to quit tolerating the forces of internal destruction which work night and day to deconstruct our manliness at a time when our nation faces an absolute need for valor, ferocity, the force of arms, and the defense of the innocent pregnant woman and her children at home? Has it occurred to anyone, anyone at all, that it is immoral to assault masculinity? In a time of war?

    For states where there is criminal statute against sodomy, if any remain, prosecutors should file charges against the responsible movie people for publicly inciting illegal and immoral behaviour. Free speech does not cover shouting "fire!" in a theatre.

    I am confident that the American people will rise up and reject the xenophobia without and the deconstruction within. The Revolutionary spirit stirs again and desires a renewed American Union, one which rejects immorality as the path of tyranny and has cognition of the linkage between the two. There is a moving, a new eschatology of freedom moving in the heart of the American Revolutionary which will overcome all this. But we'd better get cracking.

    Oh. And would some Christian Patriot billionaire please buy up all the studios and fire the people who churn out this evil?
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    Andrew Longman is a Christian by confession and an applied scientist by trade. He holds a BS in Applied Physics and an MS in Physics from Purdue. He has taught Physics at the university level and works as a contracting instrumentation scientist developing experimental and applied apparatus for nuclear, chemical, structural, and other types of research. Employed as a "tent maker," he works in ministry to develop Gospel radio stations for Born-Again Christian groups domestically and overseas. Active in the Pro-Life movement, Mr. Longman focuses his writing on Christian ideas as necessary public values for the sustenance and renewing of Judeo-Christian America. He can be contacted at columns@andrewlongman.com.
    I refuse to believe this man has a master's degree in physics, with this backwards logic he has.

    Heard this article the other day from Scott Alexander. (You might know him as Giant Squid in apolyton) It's hilarious and rediclious, though then again, it came from this URL - http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/longman/060120
    "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
    "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
    Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

    "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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    Sign me up! I want to defend those innocent pregnant women and her children at home with honor, valor, and maniliness!

    Beefcake!

    BEEFCAKE!

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    • #3
      Yeah, damned those effeminate gays who can't fight. Imagine if the American army was made up of men like the Sacred Band and led by the likes of Alexander the Great!
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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      • #4
        I'd rather fight gay cowboys with islamism
        The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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        • #5
          An honest, profound, realistic portrayal of gay men who are masculine is an attack on masculinity??
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MrFun
            An honest, profound, realistic portrayal of gay men who are masculine is an attack on masculinity??
            I think the logic that everything about gays is bad, so portraying a gay man as masculine is saying that masculinity is bad.
            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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            • #7
              You're suppose to be getting drunk, remember?
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #8
                Not for several hours yet.
                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                • #9
                  TLDR

                  But if this is about Brokeback Mountain, as I suspect it is...who cares? I don't know if it's really possible for them to despise us more, and I suspect they judge our power as opponents more on the basis of how many bombs we drop on their caves.
                  1011 1100
                  Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                  • #10
                    Oh please. The West destroyed Christendom far more effectively than Islam ever could.
                    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                    -Richard Dawkins

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                    • #11
                      I like that he thinks that some Christian billionaire has enough money to buy out ALL of the Hollywood studios. Um... no.
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #12
                        Is reading this article going to piss me off?

                        I think so...

                        I better not then. Sounds like this guy is a moron anyways.

                        BTW, I think a good strategy for fighting Islamic fundies would be to do it with gay men... like... really gay guys... like the effeminate ones. That would totally humiliate the Islamic fundies to the point where they might just blow themselves up rather than be defeated by really effeminate gay guys.

                        What could be more offensive to them than that?

                        Then we should hold a gay pride parade in Mecca. I think that would avoid bloodshed because it would make the fundies' heads explode!
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          He should know that the liberal Jewish billionaires already did that.
                          Lime roots and treachery!
                          "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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                          • #14
                            Then we should hold a gay pride parade in Mecca. I think that would avoid bloodshed because it would make the fundies' heads explode!
                            Isn't homosexuality illegal in Saudi Arabia? If so, they'd welcome it, since you'd then be executed.
                            "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
                            "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
                            Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

                            "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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                            • #15
                              This author is a wuss! He can't fight Islamism with gay cowboys?! Jack Bauer doesn't even need gay cowboys to fight Islamism. He'd just stare at that direction and they'd die from the glaze .
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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