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I fell onto a helicopter
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"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite -
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I was pushed out of a helicopter by Fez.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I'm Fez and had to push people out of my helicopter all the timeBlahComment
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Originally posted by BeBro
I'm Fez and had to push people out of my helicopter all the time
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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How about some excuses that are a bit more plausible...the flu? What is the most under-used excuse that actually sounds reasonable?...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - SnottyComment
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I was there, you just didn't notice me behind the rolling rack.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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I was too drunk to show up."The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
"you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
"I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - DissidentComment
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migrains? that one is good because you they are chronic and you can use it over and over
the wife is sick
my basement floodedComment
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I'm sick.Originally posted by Caligastia
How about some excuses that are a bit more plausible...the flu? What is the most under-used excuse that actually sounds reasonable?Comment
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I usually just say I'm not feeling well
if they want more information I'll lie, if I have to
they really shouldn't need more than thatComment
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I may tell them my prostitutes give me morning discounts. You really can't pass that **** up.Comment
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I find it's best to be as cryptic as possible. "I won't be able to make it in today"
Best to avoid actually talking to anyone as well - leave a message at a time you know nobody is there to answer or send an email....people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - SnottyComment
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