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My wife's co-worker called out, because her pet frog was sick. No lie. Her supervisor said it was the stupidest excuse she had ever heard.
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"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
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how can you tell if a frog is sick?
do you put a thermometer up it's ass?Comment
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I remember one guy who wrote on his sick leave form - "loose stools"
...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - SnottyComment
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You may laugh, but I have fallen off one before
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I was smoking a cigar in the fridge when all of a sudden...What?Comment
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That reminds me of that old joke:Originally posted by Provost Harrison
You may laugh, but I have fallen off one before
"What's the most popular pick-up line at a gay bar?"
"Allow me to push your stool in..."...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - SnottyComment
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Ewwww
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Why not try telling the truth for a change?
"I'm staying home to discuss geo-political issues and things pertaining to the television show '24' with my Internet Life friends on Apolyton."
They might feel bad enough to let it slide."I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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I hope no one calls in sick just to post here.
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last time I called in sick was to go to a concert. That was like 2 or 3 years ago.Comment
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Nope, but it's a good ideaOriginally posted by Dis
I hope no one calls in sick just to post here..
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Last time I called in sick my boss was off sick too. Result!
We met up at the pub at about 3pmOne day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I can't remember the last time I was off work sick because of feeling unwell. (excluding one really bad hangover)One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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funnily enough, I can't remember ever calling in sick when I was actually sick. I haven't had a cold in over 12 years though. And I was in the navy, you can't call in sick there. But you could go to medical, but I always figured that was for pansies who didn't want to work.Comment
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That'd never happen to me - all my bosses are far too straight-laced...Originally posted by Dauphin
I can't remember the last time I was off work sick because of feeling unwell. (excluding one really bad hangover)Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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