The OT throughout History...

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker, 2019
Look! I've suddenly got hair around my genitals - is that normal?

[VetLegion]

, Great Stuff BeBro

[dannubis]

@ TLC

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Caligastia 48 BC
It's a fact, and if you actually bothered to investigate the genetic issues involved you'll see that the Romans are more likely to commit crimes. How can it be racist to speak the truth? How?

Originally posted by Stefu 1321 AD
In my latest pamphlet "Somethynge Difagreeable" I found this article about men who dress up as animals, or as women! It's unbelievable" Just look at the freaks! Apparently they call it "theatre."

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by ottok 100,000,000,000 BC

light is be

ok? I let? ok.

[Hueij]

Laz
Wouldn't it be great if ottok really would be...

Originally posted by CyberShy in 2006

Laz, you'll burn in hell for this All sane people know that ottok said that around 6000 years ago.

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by Stefu 1321 AD

In my latest pamphlet "Somethynge Difagreeable" I found this article about men who dress up as animals, or as women! It's unbelievable" Just look at the freaks! Apparently they call it "theatre."

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Ned in 2029
I wonder what Chegitz and the rest of the commies will make of President Giancarlo's decision to purchase two hundred extra-large helicopters? Where are they, anyway?

Originally posted by Child of Thor in 1347
Verily, the Mighty Lord is punishng us for our Fecundity. This Black Death is His method of restoring His Natural Balance.

Originally posted by Kuciwalker in 1915
But negroes are defined as subhuman.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp 940 AD

Evil, evil Danes.


At last the truth can be revealed! These beardy twatbastards have been running all over Mercia like rats, with their filthy foreign habits like using soap and establishing primitive forms of democratic representation. Well, their lies can now be exposed, because just check these bunnies out!


1- Ivar the Boneless. All the speculation about how he got that name can end right now- it's got nothing to do with any snake-like slipperiness. No, it's a quite different lack of bone in question. That's right, ladies. I think you know where I'm coming from. No wonder he was so tense and angry.

2- All their leaders have got names like "Ragnar HairyWinkie" or "Olaf BulgingBreeches". Has it ever struck you that they're desperately over-compensating? Perhaps they should go for more accurate names, like "Sigmund ClosetCase", or "Odin Retina-detachingBodilyOdour"?

3- Olaf Gothfrithson. Yes, I'll admit he's a devasting military leader who has turned Danish Dublin into a mighty expansionist force that threatens the very existance of Saxon Wessex, but he's about 12 years old! That's obscene. He should be out trying to impress girls by doing wheelies outside their huts, or worrying if the things happening around his little Viking Vegetables of Love are normal. Not uniting an alliance of Celts and Vikings into battle. Your wicked child-exploitation antics will catch you out, evil Danes.

4- The wolf Fenris sniffs bottoms and humps legs. I can prove this.

5- Jorvik. It really doesn't matter how vibrant the multi-cultural city of Saxons and Danes might be, because its name still sounds like the noise made by a dog being sick on the rug.

6- The biggest pack of lies told by this bunch of bearded girls is the one about the "Blood Eagle" sacrificial rite. While we're lead to believe that this involves having one's lungs pulled out through one's back, I can reveal that they're much too limp-wristed to even attempt it. Instead, the "victim" is taken away for a spot of furtive mutual masturbation by a pair of heavies in horned helmets who end up sobbing uncontrollbly about the fact that their fathers never appreciated their keen interest in amateur dramatics.

7- Woden. He's really fond of dressing up as women as part of some cunning ruse, isn't he? Overly-fond, in fact. Face facts, Danes, at weekends your deity is called "Mandy", and he's just saving up for the operation.

[MrFun]

I always knew that the Raegan dynasty had something to do with polio!!

[Odin]

Odin in 850AD:

"Looting monastaries and pillaging England and Scotland be Yarrr and woo."

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Ted Striker in 1427
The Black death killed 34 million people!

[Darsnan]

Originally posted by Reismark October 31st 1938
Mars Attacks!
Dudes your not gonna believe this but I've been listening nonstop to this radio broadcast about an invasion from Mars! It all started a few hours ago when a couple of cylinders fell from space into nearby Grover's Mill, New Jersey. Since then the Martians have destroyed everything in their path, and are headed right towards New York City! There's even a spotter in the Empire State building who claims he can see them coming! I'm packing up the Model T and heading out now, but I thought I'd give you all a warning in case more Martians land near your cities! Head for the hills!

[Imran Siddiqui]

[q=chegitz guevara in 1917]See! The Communist Revolution has arrived! I TOLD YOU SO![/q]

[q=chegitz guevara in 1961]See! The Russians are in space! The US is quaking in their boots! I TOLD YOU SO![/q]

[q=chegitz guevara in 1991]See! The USSR wasn't true communism, so it fell apart! I TOLD YOU SO![/q]

[BlackCat]

I know this is a little threadjacking since it doesn't belong in the OT.

Originally posted by Petek in 2020
You need to put

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into Alpha Centauri.ini to get SMAX to run

and now all of you bastards, make a in the direction of Petek