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Originally posted by Zkribber in 1980
The Republicans have nominated Reagan
What morons! We're gonna cream him!!! 
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The Republicans have nominated Reagan
What morons! We're gonna cream him!!! !!!
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1123 AD Provost Harrison:
"'Slbood! Methinks I shoulds't ne'er have been an Alchemyst. It's alms for me, mine patrons give copper an' ne'er gold..
...PolyMete at 'The Tabard' for a tankard of good Southwark ale?"
1123AD (Ancestor of an American Poster)
"Deil take ye! Have ye not heard of that Custome of Pagan Kingdoms, ye MicroBrewery??"
1123 AD Byzantine (grandfather of Serb)
Heretic English! Here in Glorious Novgorod, we hast discovered the true ambrosia....the Savauges of 'Finnland' doth declare it the best drink on life an' namest it 'Vodka Velikyy Novgorod'...be'est any Christian soul up for a 'Name this Pike' thread??
1123 AD HerresFather
...'pon my soul, I tire of these boring threaddes. Let us instead view mine Epick tapestry, in the French style of Bayeux, called 'La Roman de la Grenouille'."Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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@ Zkribbler
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Originally posted by Serb in 1123 AD
'Name this Pike' thread
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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'La Roman de la Grenouille'
Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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Originally posted by Pekka in 100 BC
Half of the goat was red after I slaughtered it, I figured it must be commie goat and threw that part away... I still give names to my toga, tooComment
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Originally posted by Kuciwalker in 100 B.C.
What?! In Rome's Empire, every house has indoor plumbing!“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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ecthy, 
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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1123 AD Imran Siddiqui:
"Even unto you, the infidels, I speak and I say thusly: Verily, it is written that thou shalt remove that hand entire, and not merely the nails, of the thief. Ye may know these things be true, for I am trained in the collected Sayings and commentary of the Prophet, peace be upon him. Although here in the modern, secular Ghaznavid Sate, I have been specially trained to find those Hadiths which doth allow me to layeth with the young maidens of village and of city, even unto Delhi of the pagans. Verily, I say unto you, the Sultan must keep his hands from the Pocket of the Faithful, and let all men hear this wisdome, which I hath learned in the Great School of the Sultanate, and here is mine wisdome" The Wise doth say, Choketh the Beast". (and notte the chicken)
What? Thou disagree? But mine ISAT (Imam Standard Admission Test) score was over 160!
1123 Stefu the Ughir
After a hard long day of Reindeer ********, I invented something amazing! I think it will soon catch on everywhere, even in the Christian countries. My fellow reindeer rider, Peaka, says it will be very popular. I'm going to call it Mammi. Looks great too!
1123 AD Slowwesthandde the Welshman
Y'all wishest thou wert Welsh. Not only part of the stronggest countrie, butt practically a great land in our Owne Righte, with an accente like ye angels....and our Prince oftentimes goeth to become ruler of the kingdome entire! So now that I havve established the gretness of Wales, who wants to post Bard Songges and trade ye Musik of ya Harppe online?
(Rest of ye Forumme) Pffftthht! Thine people look after ye cowwes with an Frenchmens eye! And thy worthy Prince, who comest from Governing thine land to ye Throne....no comment, God's holy bones!
1123 AD Patroklus the Venetian
Ha! Ye little nations...I cannot remember thy names...what matter ye compared to the Serene Republic? Our grete Republicke doth bringeth Liberty and Christian virtue to ye Infidel, and our Fleetes doth rule the waves unchallenged! Now, let us compare ye models of galleys, starting withe ye Great Carrack, ye Ronaldo Reagano...
(Oerdino: ...I serveth there! Even unto the land of ye Arabbe)
Hushhe!"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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Originally posted by Oerdin, 1912
Spending way too much time on 'poly, so I'm leaving for a while. Just bought a ticket on a new cruise liner called the Titanic. Gonna kick back, relax, drink some beer, and think about life. See you in a few months!Comment
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Originally posted by Ted Striker in 1850
Hot Ottoman babes
Originally posted by Ted Striker in 1150
Hot Seljuk babes
Originally posted by Ted Striker in 850
Hot Byzantine babes
Originally posted by Ted Striker in 450
Hot Eastern Roman Empire babes
Originally posted by Ted Striker in 1350 BC
Hot Hittite babes
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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i'd hit(tite) it
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Originally posted by BlackCat on October 13, 1917
Hi, I just dropped by this wireless café while on holiday here in Fatima, Portugal. What a horrible place. Absolutely nothing of interest happens here, and the people!! They're highly religious, and very dim. Why, this morning about 70,000 of them marched out into the fields to observe some kind of light show, even though it's pouring down like there's no tomorrow.
Plus there isn't a single Canadian tabulating expert within 10 miles that I can insult.
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Originally posted by Sava in 1992
check this vid of what Bush did NOW
He PUKED over the pm of Japan IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!! 
maybe he should go "liberate" some mideast country again
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