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I'm going to marry a television set and show her up!
Well at least she'll be easy to turn on.
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Well at least she'll be easy to turn on.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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And she has a flat head to hold the beer just like the perfect woman."Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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Dolphins are self-aware, horses are not.Originally posted by Last Conformist
I'd say there's not.
"Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
"Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."
"is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - DisComment
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Even better, no trouble when you wan't to get a younger "model"
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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You'll be sure to watch porn WITH your wife-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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