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    British Woman Marries Dolphin

    Tuesday, January 03, 2006

    JERUSALEM, Israel — Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. Last week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

    In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

    Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

    "It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said yesterday, upon her return to London.Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

    When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

    "It's not a bad thing. It's just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

    While she still kept open the option of "marrying a human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman".She's hardly the jealous type, though.

    "He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."


    FOX News story

    Let's hope that at least the bride remains faithful and keeps her distance to the Homo Sapiens gene pool of the future.

  • #2
    Let me get this straight - she is marrying a dolphin and not commiting bestiality with it? Or what else does she mean by "but not in the way that you love a man"?
    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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    • #3
      Probably a strong family love feeling, really, like the same way a person loves his cat.
      "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
      "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
      Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

      "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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      • #4
        See, first Britain allowed queers to marry, and now bestiality is happening. There is clearly a link.

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        • #5
          I'd say that there is quite a difference between bestiality between, say, a horse, and a dolphin, given the intelligence levels of a dolphin.

          *opens can of worms*
          "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
          "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
          Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

          "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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          • #6
            Yeah, dolphins really should be given voting rights in local elections at age 4 or thereabouts.

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            • #7
              why are you complaining? this woman isn't spawning herself
              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

              Asher on molly bloom

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              • #8
                I'm not complaining. I think it's stupid, that's all.

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                • #9
                  women are different from men, women marry because they love that person (or whatever), men marry because they are told to.
                  be free

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Bill3000
                    I'd say that there is quite a difference between bestiality between, say, a horse, and a dolphin, given the intelligence levels of a dolphin.
                    I'd say there's not.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • #11
                      oh great. Not only do I have to compete with every other man in this country, but I have to compete with dolphins now?

                      I give up. .

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                      • #12
                        You live in Nevada. There are no dolphins in Nevada.
                        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #14
                            That could be fixed ...
                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                            • #15
                              Well, as long as it's not a gay dolphin, the US is OK with it.

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