Will you support me by..

[Winston]

Sorry to say, my qyitting smoking has benn postponed for 24 hours due to unforeseen circumstanceses.

[Sava]

[Winston]

I wish too plead subsance-inducedinsanity. your Honour.

And i'd like my gemeral wimpiness to be takeninto consideration.

[Richelieu]

[Jon Miller]

HEYW WINSTON I SUPPORT YEOU~ STOP SMOKING ~~~~

[Dis]

i pl3we3etge to only jerk offf 2 times a day insteadd of the 3 timess a day I normally do

[Agathon]

OK Winston...

I'll give up coming here and not making fun of your ridiculous politics.

[Pekka]

I make one more promise, I will get permanent gym membership instead of those short runs, also I will drink less alcohol, I don't really drink now anyway but when I do, I tend to drink kind of too much. So I want to change that, when I do actually drink, I drink less and ... I guess that's it.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Winston


Sorry to say, my qyitting smoking has benn postponed for 24 hours due to unforeseen circumstanceses.

How the hell is New Years Eve unforseen?

[Winston]

I'm afraid I got invited to a party. Which was highly out of the ordinary since normally nobody likes me enough to invite me to anything, except funerals.

But I have to say a good time was had, and so I had to go out and get some cigarettes, since I only had 1 left and was all set to quit and everything.

I hate it when real life interferes with my carefully laid plans, but there we are.

This sucker will quit smoking at bedtime tonight instead.

[Gibsie]

I made someone else give up smoking last night as well, so the cosmic balance is retained.

[mrmitchell]

I'm going to start going to the gym again. You can count that as my contribution

I don't smoke so I don't know what smokers go through, but here's just a suggestion...most people I know that have quit just got up and said "I quit" and toughed out any cravings. It helps if you have something to do to keep you busy, and ask your friends to not smoke around you or stay out of smoking places.

[Provost Harrison]

Ah yes, swimming, of course...see if I manage to keep it up this year...

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Right, slags.

Now the New Year is kicking in, I think those of you quitting the cancer sticks need some motivation, so I'm volunteering as your coach. I've now gone four months without smoking, and you know what? It's easy. Easy-peasy-easy.

Therefore, you're now up against me. Mano a mano. LThis a nicotine-based Mexican stand-off. Let's see who cracks first. Bear in mind that any slips from now on will be categorical proof that you are weaker than me, and you will be deservingly mocked as the simpering ladyboys that you are.

So who's going to be the first failure?

[Gibsie]

We've already established that Winston is the first failure

Or will we be nice and give him a second chance? I can't really talk, I'm currently grinding my nails against my teeth, though not quite biting them...