Pope to change D&D cosmology

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by duke o' york


I'm chaotic good, and I'm off to the pub.

well at the last bat Mitvah, I attended, I decided to try some mixed drinks, which I dont do all that much. Had a Tequila sunrise, which I decided wasnt really my thing. Then a Scotch and soda. I finally decided that a nice Merlot was more my thing, anyway.

[lord of the mark]

Please Pope Benedict, now that youve abolished the limbo stick, could you please abolish the following:


Cha Cha Slide
by Casper
album:
Funky (echo)
Funky (echo)
Everybody clap your hands
Clap clap clap clap your hands
Clap clap clap clap your hands

Alright we gonna do the basic steps
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha cha real smooth

Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha cha now y'all

Now it's time to get funky

To the right now
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time, one hop this time
Right foot two stomps
Left foot two stomps
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Criss cross, criss cross
Cha cha real smooth

Lets go to work

To the left
Take it back now y'all
Two hops this time, two hops this time
Right foot two stomps
Left foot two stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees

Get funky with it

Ooooooooh yeah come on
Cha cha now y'all

Turn it out
To the left
Take it back now y'all
Five hops this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Right foot again
Left foot again
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
FREEEZE

Everybody clap your hands
(Come on y'all) (Check it out y'all)
How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like you never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top, one hop

Right foot now
Left foot now y'all
Cha cha real smooth

Turn it out
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
One hop this time
Reverse (reverse)
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Reverse, reverse
Reverse, reverse

Cha cha now y'all, cha cha again
Cha cha now y'all, cha cha again

Turn it out
To the left
Take it back now y'all
Two hops two hops
Two hops two hops
Right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
Charlie brown
Hop it out now

Slide to the right
Slide to the left
Take it back now y'all
Cha cha now y'all

Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
Three hops this time
Right foot now
Left foot now y'all
Cha cha now

Turn it out

Be looking out for part 3
It's gonna' be coming to ya' soon
But right now we gotta' keep this groove
Here we go

To the right
To the right y'all
To the left
Take it back now y'all
Four hops this time
Right foot now
Left foot now

Cha cha now y'all
Cha cha again
Cha cha again

Turn it out

Take it back now y'all
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Six hops this time

Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Right foot two stomps
Left foot two stomps

Criss cross

Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Let me hear you clap your hands
Cha cha now
Cha cha again

Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all

Two hops two hops
Two hops two hops
Right foot two stomps
Left foot two stomps
Hands on your knees
Hands on your knees

Oh Yeah

Get funky with it
Get down now y'all
Come on
Come on

Cha cha now y'all

Lets go to work
As I told you before
This is a Casper slide point two
I am the originator of this slide
If any body tell you any different
There telling you dead wrong
So in the mean time in between time
I'm out of here

Platnum, Take `em home

Oh yeah
Em hem
Yeah (yeah)
Do that stuff (echo)
Oh yeah
I'm out of here y'all
Peace!

[Straybow]

Gladsheim, Ysgard: same thing.

Seems like the real stick-up-ass religionists would go to The Seven Heavens of Celestia - maybe Arcadia for the most annoying ones

No, the stick-up-the-butt types aren't that good, more neutral. Arcadia to Nirvana.

[Straybow]

Originally posted by lord of the mark
Please Pope Benedict, now that youve abolished the limbo stick, could you please abolish the following:

Cha Cha Slide
by Casper
album:

Aw, c'mon! That's nowhere near as annoying as the one they use for the Six Flags commercial (I never new who sang it to begin with and wish to God I could erase the tune from my head).

[Dis]

yeah just don't get rid of purgatory. That's a great Iron Maiden song. Who really cares about limbo anyways?

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by lord of the mark


cant speak for RCC, but in traditional Judaism, its Rabbis who make the rules, wherever the torah is not clear. Proof text - "Its not in heaven" IE the law is given to man, to interpret. This makes it much for flexible for dealing with changing conditions, and frees us from fundie insanity. I presume the RCC takes a simlar stance. I cant imagine why secularists are attacking the RCC using what are, quite frankly, fundie Protestant arguments. Unless its just a desire to attack any religion at any time, in any place with any arguments available. Which bespeaks an obsession thats not quite healthy.

The only unhealthy obsession is religion itself - my snide attack was an attack on religion itself and, basically, what a load of old cobblers it really is

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Any word on purgatory yet?

They moved it to one of Poly's most beloved poster 4th bathroom.

Said one of the displaced Slaadi: "It's kinda tight but very clean. Didn't find a single body hair."

[Cyclotron]

Originally posted by Straybow
Gladsheim, Ysgard: same thing.

No, the stick-up-the-butt types aren't that good, more neutral. Arcadia to Nirvana.

I bow to your first edition ancient wisdom

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Cyclotron
Then you must never have played much of the game. Nearly all campaign settings, at least the ones put out by WotC, have distinct "cosmologies." What exactly is irritating about it?

I don't think abstract descriptions of some make-belief "planes" can be construed as cosmology.

[Barinthus]

Originally posted by DaShi
First Purgatory, now this! What next, Hell to be replaced with something more compassionate, that all people in Hell get out early for good behavior?

If they throw out Hell, RCC and Judaism as well just merge and put behind centuries of Catholic hate for Jews for good.

[Az]

Originally posted by Cyclotron


Then you must never have played much of the game. Nearly all campaign settings, at least the ones put out by WotC, have distinct "cosmologies." What exactly is irritating about it?

[Zevico]

RCC and Judaism as well just merge and put behind centuries of Catholic hate for Jews for good.

Except for that whole Messiah thing. Still, I'm sure they'll get over it.

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


I don't think abstract descriptions of some make-belief "planes" can be construed as cosmology.

It's "cosmology" in the sense the word is used in anthropology rather than in, well, cosmology.

[MOBIUS]

Religion is based on fear.

It used to be that fear which drove people to the Church. But now people have got smart and nobody is scared of Limbo, Hell etc because they know they don't exist...

However I guess in an attempt to catch the gullible waverers, they're lowering the entrance bar so to speak. Limbo seems like a perfect example, with greater and greater numbers of people 'being condemned to limbo' every year they're born - what's the point of joining the catholic church if you're already condemned to Limbo? Now they can go to heaven if they join the catholic church...

So it is a classic membership drive because their traditional support base is eroding - that's all church is after the fear, power, money, lies... Just another mundane 'membership club'.

Don't get me wrong though, without religion we would be without some of the most spectacular buildings in the world - all because a bunch of frauds persuaded a bunch of chumps to part with their 10%, or whatever the going rate is these days...

[Jon Miller]

umm, there is no biblical reason to beleive in Limbo

:d: on this

JM