Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

I'm Leaving!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #31
    Originally posted by Berzerker
    Allah be with you

    Hope the FBI doesn't have some supercomputer looking up phrases like that
    Don't be silly.


    NSA is the agency who does electronic collection.
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

    Comment


    • #32
      C'mon, Imran, you can tell us the truth, we're all friends here....

      You're meeting this guy from the Pakistani government who needs your bank account so that he can transfer $54 million to the Nigerians Women, Children, and Orphans Fund. Right?

      Comment


      • #33
        Originally posted by Lonestar


        Don't be silly.


        NSA is the agency who does electronic collection.
        Yeah, and from everything I've heard, they're super nice.

        Comment


        • #34
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

          Comment


          • #35
            Originally posted by JohnT


            Yeah, and from everything I've heard, they're super nice.

            I (indirectly) work for them as part of my job in the navy.

            Not only are they not nice, but they are surprisingly incompetant. And they get pissed off if they said you lied to their superiors and you come up with the paper trail proving they knew damn well there was a problem but now they're trying to pin it on me.
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

            Comment


            • #36
              It was a joke. Honest!

              Comment


              • #37
                Lonestar's avatar
                To us, it is the BEAST.

                Comment


                • #38
                  Originally posted by JohnT
                  It was a joke. Honest!
                  Oh...thought you were mocking me.
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

                  Comment


                  • #39
                    Have a safe trip and don't tell anyone you don't know that you live here in the USA.

                    Comment


                    • #40
                      yeah, tell them you are from Israel
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

                      Comment


                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Sava
                        yeah, tell them you are from Israel
                        If you are from here, they will cut your head off. If you are from Israel, they will blow you up so one can ever find any parts.

                        Comment


                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Sava
                          yeah, tell them you are from Israel
                          I'm here for the new Crusade
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

                          Comment


                          • #43
                            sweet

                            and if you can manage to spread the religion, we'll be able to see Pakistan's territory around the city
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

                            Comment


                            • #44
                              and make sure you don't buy a one way ticket. A middle eastern guy from my company had a one way ticket from Reno, and he was really hassled.

                              Because we all know racial profiling does happen.

                              Comment


                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Lonestar
                                Man, if my Family told me I had to go to a wedding in a third world poophole and I wasn't entirely sure where in said thirdworld poophole it was I'd quit the family.
                                One thing I must say about thirdworld poophole people is that they are much more friendly, polite and helpful that the poophole people we have running around here.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X