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    Why OzzyKP's crusade must be stopped now...

    The Onion | America's Finest News Source.
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30414
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    Voting Age Lowered to Six
    RoboForce 5 Announces Bid For Presidency

    October 29, 1996 | Issue 30•12

    WASHINGTON—Just hours after Friday's passage of a 28th Amendment granting full voting rights to all U.S. citizens six years of age and older, renowned anti-evil organization RoboForce 5 announced its candidacy in the 1996 presidential election.


    And so on. Funny one.
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    A nine year old Onion article? I didn't know it had been around for that long.
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    • #3
      uhm... hasnt it existed for decades?

      edit: oh, since 88. Thought it might have gone back to the 70s for some reason.
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        I am a proud AGEIST.
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          I didn't even realise it dates that much back.

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            Supposedly they've been around for a whole century.
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              If the team is elected, it would be the first time a black, an Asian, and two women have ascended to the presidency.....

              Despite never having held public office, RoboForce 5 has been instrumental in many crises of national security, all of which involved enormous alien lifeforms sent to Earth on missions of destruction by intergalactic tyrant SkullTron. Using its color-coded, animal-themed flying vehicles, which join to create a larger humanoid robot, the team has repeatedly defeated the space tyrant.
              A decisive blow for diversity and civil rights in this country AND a President who would be tough on threats to this country. I think we have a winner.

              If RoboForce 5 was elected president Osama Bin Laden would have been captured years ago and September 11 never would have happened. The last 5 years would be immensely more peaceful and prosperous.

              Think of how much better off the world would have been if the voting age was lowered.
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                Ozzy
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                • #9
                  No war in Iraq, no gigantic deficits, no terrorism, no Bush, AND bigger allowances. Its like a paradise world.

                  Kids voting

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Kontiki
                      A nine year old Onion article? I didn't know it had been around for that long.
                      Why do you hate The Onion?
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                      • #12
                        Why do you hate Kids?

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                        • #13
                          Because they're smelly and have big doodoo heads.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ecthy
                            Why do you hate Kids?
                            They grow up into people like you.
                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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                              That's a reason to admire them. Now those of your kind...

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