Now, this is purely hypothetical.

[DRoseDARs]

[Asher]

My friend said only teh gays use Dial soap, and straight men use Dove or Herbal Essences.

[Kuciwalker]

My friend pointed out that, hypothetically, togglecaps is gay.

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by Asher
My friend said only teh gays use Dial soap, and straight men use Dove or Herbal Essences.

Your friend is a fiend. And smells like it too.

[monolith94]

WTF is wrong with foreskin???

[Drake Tungsten]

My friend said only teh gays use Dial soap, and straight men use Dove or Herbal Essences.

Dove

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by monolith94
WTF is wrong with foreskin???

Nothing according to medical experts, but some still insist having your foreskin leads to all sorts of unpleasant things for males as they get older. Plus, there's religious significance in the Jewish faith in removing a newborn's foreskin if I recall correctly.

But let's not let that get in the way of witty, good-natured banter...

[Sava]

I use Dial but Herbal Essences...

so what am I?

bi?

<-----(in more ways than one I suppose)

[Asher]

Originally posted by monolith94
WTF is wrong with foreskin???

Real men have all of their manhood, including foreskin.

[Mr. Harley]

Unfortunately men with foreskins have a way higher chance of catching Human Papilloma Virus or HIV. So unless you always use a condom (which has got to be worse than not having a foreskin) - or only are in one lifetime purely monogamous relationship, it's better to be cut. Then again, in your case there might only be the one guy who can stand you.

[Asher]

The chance is identical if a condom is used, and if you're having unsafe sex with a partner who may be infected you are (A) stupid (B) stupid and (c) stupid

Perhaps the worst part of circumcisions is the people who promote them on the basis of having a lower risk of contracting HIV while having unsafe sex. It's almost like saying "if you're cut, condoms are optional".

That is the worst message you can send to people. I'd reckon that if you went around telling people cut people have less of a risk, they'd have more unprotected sex (otherwise what difference does it make?) and therefore have more infections.

Cut people are stupid, throw rocks at them.

[Mr. Harley]

Let me get this straight - I was stupid for getting cut when I was one week old? Wow, I apologize for not taking control of my life sooner.

Now if you wanted to say parents who have their children cut are stupid - but then again, you're a computer programmer so English is optional.

BTW - I have mixed thoughts on it, since circumsion is supposed to reduce sensitivity substantially, but since I've only had a daughter I've not had to face the problem. And if I do - I signed a Katuba, a Jewish wedding contract. I'm sort of stuck (my wife's family is Jewish).

[Asher]

Originally posted by Mr. Harley
Let me get this straight - I was stupid for getting cut when I was one week old? Wow, I apologize for not taking control of my life sooner.

This touches another point, it's stupid to mutilate the child. It's their body, it's their decision.

Now if you wanted to say parents who have their children cut are stupid - but then again, you're a computer programmer so English is optional.

Pshaw, you insult me. If you want to see a computer programmer, look at BlackCat. If you want to see a software engineer, that would be me.

There is a huge difference.

[Mr. Harley]

You touch on a problem that has plagued humanity for ages - just how far should the parents go to protect their children. If they wait until the child is an adolescent, you will have increased deaths to to HPV (for the women who get involved with those men) or from HIV, directly. Almost no adult or near adult male will be circumcised voluntarily. That is why I am very mixed on this.

Okay - English is optional for Computer Professionals.

[Asher]

Almost no adult or near adult male will be circumcised voluntarily. That is why I am very mixed on this.

It seems pretty clear-cut that once you form decision-making skills you wouldn't want to be circumcized themselves.