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  • Now, this is purely hypothetical.

    Let's say a certain product known to have inferior audio quality compared to the competition finally fixed the flaws in the latest generation of the product.
    Let's also say that the next product coming out from the brand he preferred is getting slammed in reviews, and has a problematic display.
    Let's say that after over three years of using the same, bulky audio player, a person wants to upgrade.
    Let's say this person is known in certain circles of being opposed to the said brand of the new audio product, but is also known as a utilitarian who will use what he views as the best product on the market.
    Let's say this person looks at the new product with the improved audio quality and design and compared it with competing products, and found the others to all be lacking.
    Let's say this person very much enjoys a 25% discount on said product through his former employer.

    So, hypothetically, let's say this person purchased this new product today.

    But now, hypothetically, this person is becomingly increasingly frustrated with the product after a couple hours.

    First, it locked up on him within the first 20 minutes...playing a song. Quite random. The reset directions are curious, asking you to plug in the device to the computer, then hold the center and menu buttons simultaneously for six seconds to reset it. Odd.

    Second, it is not intuitive, at all, how one would put photos on said device.

    Third, when one managed to find out how to add photos on the device (curiously buried under the preferences and several sets of tabs), it will just not work.

    The nameless device connects to the computer, synchornizes audio, then will immediately disconnect (just using the USB2 connector as a charging connector). Any further attempts to reconnect to the device without physically unplugging it fail with an obscure error message about how it cannot read the drive. If you reconnect it physically, it synchornizes music and then disconnects immediately after.

    There is, however, an option to fix this: "enable disk access" will allow the device to remain connected after music synchronization is done. Okay. Here's a brilliant design: said option needs to write this preference to the device itself, but it won't connect. When you hit okay, the program notifies you, again, it can't access the drive. So you physically reconnect it, only to see that your preference you set in the options has been lost -- apparently it was never saved on the device. The problem here should be obvious.

    So, what is one to do?
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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  • #2
    Write the manufacturer rather than message boards in re: to your complaints?

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    • #3
      Hate mail has already been sent, but they are not working at this hour. And said person would like the photos on the device to be working before tomorrow morning, as he will be in a cabin in the mountains for 4 days with his SO.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        there is only one obvious solution

        park a truck bomb outside the corporate headquarters
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          HAW HAW!

          Asher bought an iPod!

          (btw, I don't think it is required to plug the player into the computer to reset, if you just hit the two buttons for the requisite number of seconds, should do it; the synch audio and then disconnect is very strange, but I don't have mine synched to my Hard Drive and it works for me... as for the rest, my player is the old monochome display)
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          • #6
            Take it back and hypothetically stick it up their ass.
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            • #7
              lol hypothetical LOL
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              • #8
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  Hypothetically, how would the world resond if we found out the DNA of mitochondria, was pi?
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                  • #10
                    Hypothetically, if a man assaults a woman, but she does not die immediately, then sometime later, she does die of injuries she sustained in the assault, is Michael Schiavo guilty of murder or at least of manslaughter?
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                    • #11
                      Man up and out with it, Asher.

                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #12
                        I do have to say it has been quite a long time since I've been this frustrated with a piece of software.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jaguar
                          Hypothetically, how would the world resond if we found out the DNA of mitochondria, was pi?
                          what do you mean, the DNA would be pi?

                          DNA is not a number
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            Well then, you should ask about your hypothetical friend's hardware upgrade.

                            How is that penis enlargement going?
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                            • #15
                              If my penis was any larger, I'd faint when aroused.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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