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-Play pinata with a computer monitor and a kendo sword
-Roast rainbow-colored Japanese marshmellows on a wooden chopstick with a lighter and try to give them to passerbys.
-Play monkey in the middle with Jewish prayerbooks while taking vodka shots out of the cap because you can't find any shot glasses.
-Wander around random Korean backstreets yelling out Born to be Wild in chorus.
-Play the coin operated punching machines, those things are endless fun.
-Go to the coin operated batting cadges, repeatedly miss the balls and then try hitting them with your fists as they fly at you.
-Fill up a wading pool and have one person try to throw oranges into it and the other person try to deflect them with a shovel.
-Try to haul your idiot brother out of the 7-11 where he's dozing on the floor while intermittently asking for a blanket before the police get there.
-See if you can fill the ENTIRE table-top of a 7-11 table with beer bottles.
-Challenge people to "who has the wierest extended family" competitions. Lose miserably.
-Challenge people to "who has met or heard of the wierdest ex-pats" competitions. Crush all competition thanks to Mike the Liar, Don the manic-depressive diabetic alcoholic and the Cockroach Girl.
-Argue about wether to offer libations to the Pacha Mama or the Aztec flayed goddess.
-Hike while drinking unfiltered milky-colored lumpy rice wine.
-Try to dance with new store promotion dancing girls.
-Watch Texans run past the police station wearing nothing but cardboard boxes.
-Go to 24 hour restaurants and gnaw the meet off of pig backbones (love those places).
I love this country
-Play pinata with a computer monitor and a kendo sword
-Roast rainbow-colored Japanese marshmellows on a wooden chopstick with a lighter and try to give them to passerbys.
-Play monkey in the middle with Jewish prayerbooks while taking vodka shots out of the cap because you can't find any shot glasses.
-Wander around random Korean backstreets yelling out Born to be Wild in chorus.
-Play the coin operated punching machines, those things are endless fun.
-Go to the coin operated batting cadges, repeatedly miss the balls and then try hitting them with your fists as they fly at you.
-Fill up a wading pool and have one person try to throw oranges into it and the other person try to deflect them with a shovel.
-Try to haul your idiot brother out of the 7-11 where he's dozing on the floor while intermittently asking for a blanket before the police get there.
-See if you can fill the ENTIRE table-top of a 7-11 table with beer bottles.
-Challenge people to "who has the wierest extended family" competitions. Lose miserably.
-Challenge people to "who has met or heard of the wierdest ex-pats" competitions. Crush all competition thanks to Mike the Liar, Don the manic-depressive diabetic alcoholic and the Cockroach Girl.
-Argue about wether to offer libations to the Pacha Mama or the Aztec flayed goddess.
-Hike while drinking unfiltered milky-colored lumpy rice wine.
-Try to dance with new store promotion dancing girls.
-Watch Texans run past the police station wearing nothing but cardboard boxes.
-Go to 24 hour restaurants and gnaw the meet off of pig backbones (love those places).
I love this country
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