The Manly Man thread

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I can't farm potatoes. Were my grandpa alive, he'd consider me a girly man.

[Sava]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
My brother saw a guy get run over by a forklift and literally split in half.

gross!!!

did he post the pics at a website that would post such things!?

[FrostyBoy]

Driving a forklift is not a manly thing. I can also drive a forklift, far far easier than driving a car. (and far more fun of course).

What is a manly occupation? Mining, Lumbering and Hunting, and I'm not talking about pissy dear hunting with a gun, I'm talking about the real deal, chasing a gazelle half way across Africa but naked with a spear.

[FrostyBoy]

Originally posted by Asher

According to JohnT it involves using machinery to do what you're too weak to do with brute strength, and the culinary arts.

I understand you Asher, but have you ever tried lifting a palette stacked with 7 (I think 7 is the highest it can go..) rows of baked beans?

[Dinner]

Porn star has to be a manly job too. Or at least a dream job for many men.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Sn00py
I understand you Asher, but have you ever tried lifting a palette stacked with 7 (I think 7 is the highest it can go..) rows of baked beans?

No, but I worked at Superstore (a Walmart-like store that's emphasized on grocery stores) and we used forklifts and did stuff by hand. I did it by hand, bags and bags of flour, etc.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by Sn00py
Driving a forklift is not a manly thing. I can also drive a forklift, far far easier than driving a car. (and far more fun of course).

What is a manly occupation? Mining, Lumbering and Hunting, and I'm not talking about pissy dear hunting with a gun, I'm talking about the real deal, chasing a gazelle half way across Africa but naked with a spear.

Naked with a spear??? boy if the man is good looking id be more then happy to do the WOman thing like and watch

[Immortal Wombat]

I can tell 10pt font from 8pt font at 20 paces. er...

Also, I hold bill-hook speed records.

[Snotty]

I can tear down rhododendrons with my bare hands

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
My brother saw a guy get run over by a forklift and literally split in half.

My brother's toe got chopped off by a forklift

So far this thread has taught me that most of y'all are pussies.

[KrazyHorse]

I can drink a two-four in under 8 hours

I can take a punch

I can make a girl come

That's pretty much my entire standard of manliness.

[JohnT]

Your grandfathers are all weeping.

[FrostyBoy]

Originally posted by Snotty
I can tear down rhododendrons with my bare hands

Oh come on, rhododendrons are so flimsy.

Try getting this out with your bare hands. It took me 1 week... and I had an axe (which barely even worked half the time).

This is a New Zealand Flax plant, can grow about 2.5 meters high.

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I can drink a two-four in under 8 hours

I can take a punch

I can make a girl come

That's pretty much my entire standard of manliness.

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
So far this thread has taught me that most of y'all are pussies.

pussies