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  • #46
    One more royal to behead.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #47
      And who won't even have boobs as a saving feature
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Winston


        Ah, thank you molly. So far that's about the closest we've come to any kind of praise from a foreigner in this thread.


        I praised you too! I mean, sort of.

        BTW, I voted "girl" in the poll, in the hope of seeing nice Scandinavian boobs in 18 years
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #49
          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
          One more royal to behead.

          The last British royal to be beheaded was followed by a militant Christian military dictatorship, which frowned on Christmas.

          Killjoys or Charles II ?


          I'll take a Stuart, thanks...
          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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          • #50
            Whatever you think of the monarchy, you have to admit that it's going to be a bit crazy having an probably-gay hardcore Green on the throne.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Sandman
              Whatever you think of the monarchy, you have to admit that it's going to be a bit crazy having an probably-gay hardcore Green on the throne.
              Are you talking about the newborn?
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Sandman
                Whatever you think of the monarchy, you have to admit that it's going to be a bit crazy having an probably-gay hardcore Green on the throne.

                Princess Anne ?
                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                • #53
                  No! Prince "B in history, C in French" Charles.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Sandman
                    No! Prince "B in history, C in French" Charles.

                    Probably gay ?


                    C'mon- just 'cos he likes older women doesn't make him gay.


                    Just look at Ashton Kutcher.
                    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                    • #55
                      congrats

                      what are they going to call him?

                      christian?
                      frederik?
                      christian frederik?
                      frederik christian?
                      CSPA

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                      • #56
                        He will likely have four names, as is the custom in the royal family.

                        The Queen is named Margrethe Alexandrine Thorhildur Ingrid - 2nd name after her paternal grandmother, 3rd name of Faroese/Icelandic origin, 4th name after her mother.

                        Her eldest son, the Crown Prince is named Frederik André Henrik Christian - 2nd name from his paternal family, which is French, 3rd name after his father, 4th name after the Queen's paternal grandfather.

                        The Queens youngest son is named Joachim Holger Valdemar Christian - 3rd name an old, traditional Danish monarch's name, 4th name as for the Crown Prince, and also to enable his possible ascent to the throne as King Christian.

                        Now, male monarchs have been alternating between the names Christian and Frederik since the 15th century. The last King was Frederik IX (1947-72) who was succeeded by the Queen. Since there has always been an 'asymmetry' in the numbering (Christian X preceeding Frederik IX), the opportunity was seized upon when the Crown Prince was born; he was named Frederik like his grandfather and will eventually be King Frederik X. That got the numbers sorted out.

                        So the new prince will likely get 4 names, and the first of those will be Christian, with a hundred percent's certainty.

                        I would guess he will also get the name of his paternal grandfather, Henrik or possibly the French version Henri. And maybe he will get the name Frederik after his father.

                        As for the last one or two names, who's to say? I'm quite certain he will not me named after Mary's father, John, but will instead get other names of past kings, possibly Knud, Svend, Harald, Erik, Christoffer or Valdemar.

                        In conclusion, a plausible guess would be Christian Henrik Valdemar Frederik.

                        21 gun salute from Copenhagen's Sixtus battery at noon today celebrates the newborn.
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                        • #57
                          Unshaggable royals

                          Princess Madeleine

                          Sectarian French royalistes
                          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                          The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Gangerolf
                            congrats

                            what are they going to call him?

                            christian?
                            frederik?
                            christian frederik?
                            frederik christian?
                            Rasmussen Rasmussen
                            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                            • #59
                              They should call him Rasmus Rasmus Rasmus Rasmus Rasumussen
                              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                              • #60


                                One thing's for certain, over-enthusiastic Australians won't succeed in sneaking "Bruce" in there, no matter how much they plead.

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